yes u will :/

[ this is why he's filthy!! but that'll have to wait for another time, when ume isn't watching with her pure, innocent eyes...

currently, she's managed to wriggle her way onto his lap, and tsuru reaches out to idly scratch the back of her head with his free hand. ]

I'm way older than you. [ to him, hijikata's both a small, young sproutling and an incredibly old bean.

but then..... what's this? what's this! as of today, there seem to be lots of interesting developments... hmm... how curious..... ]

Oh? [ looking at the hand, then back at hijikata... and after blinking in surprise, he smirks. ] You're feeling a bit more forward today, aren't you?