Duh! Why would I wear something restrictive into battle?
[Okay but looking at some of the outfits these swords wear, that question shouldn't even be asked.
WHY MUST HE BE SHOOED.]
Mmm, let's see. [Counting things off on his fingers as he mercifully steps away...] Don't go overboard on colors! Try to stick to one main one and then one or two more for accents. Everything goes with black, but solid black is no good. Grey is a nice neutral, but too much is super drab. If you wear something baggy on the top, you should wear something skinny on the bottom! And if you wear something baggy on the bottom you're probably doing something wrong. Also, you gotta have at least one suit - but like, a casual one!
STOP WHY DONT BE MEAN TO THE PURE BEANS
[Okay but looking at some of the outfits these swords wear, that question shouldn't even be asked.
WHY MUST HE BE SHOOED.]
Mmm, let's see. [Counting things off on his fingers as he mercifully steps away...] Don't go overboard on colors! Try to stick to one main one and then one or two more for accents. Everything goes with black, but solid black is no good. Grey is a nice neutral, but too much is super drab. If you wear something baggy on the top, you should wear something skinny on the bottom! And if you wear something baggy on the bottom you're probably doing something wrong. Also, you gotta have at least one suit - but like, a casual one!