[ Hijikata can only stare at Tsurumaru wide-eyed for a split moment because did he just hear what he thought he just heard...? though, the expression soon fades when Hijikata replaces that with a glare, furrowing his eyebrows as soon as Tsurumaru said he was kidding.

wow. that was... something. ]

What the hell. [ SIGH. that slap wasn't a good thing Tsurumaru! He was trying to tell you To Stop. ] Look, any more gestures like that and you won't be happy.

[ Tsurumaru is surely a handful because what the heck. why isn't his usual methods of force not shutting him up, what is he doing wrong, what is happening. Tsurumaru, why.

but anyway, he raises an eyebrow at Tsurumaru's question. ]

Play what exactly? [ what is this soothing jazz. what is this mozart... huff. ] Well... ... ... I'm not a baby so not that.

[ and if that's what Tsurumaru is implying .................... :/// ] Also, if you think I'm going to fall asleep while you're here, then forget it.