[ he stops scowling, almost immediately... then scoffs. ] Well.

That's ridiculous. [ UGH TSURU!!! STOP. ]

But let's see... [ he triiiies to think about it. honestly, Hijikata doesn't know what to guess actually because once again... He doesn't know Tsurumaru that well. thinking. thinking... ] I don't know, take some of my things? make a mess of the place? draw on my face?

[ honestly he just thought "what would Souji do"... ... ... ]

If you can't I can just do it myself. [ and he gets ready to stand up- ]