For once? You act as if I make a habit of not behaving. [ which is certainly true, but he can be in denial for as long as he wants. but we're going to go for Option a here, choosing heart points over dog points, despite their concurrent abandonment issues that partly fuel this seemingly laughable dog kink?
anyway, five minutes seems to be tsurumaru's boredom threshold, so once that passes, he's going to pick himself up off of the couch, languidly re-righting his limbs before he ambles over towards what he assumes is the bathroom door.
an ear pressed stealthily against the doorway tells him that hijikata is still busy within, picking up various hairclip noises and faucet noises and brushing noises and brush-setting-down noises.
but eventually, the light that tsurumaru sees from the bottom of the doorframe clicks off. and when he hears the doorknob being turned, he takes a deep breath, readying himself, and his timing is absolutely perfect, as he yells — ]
ok i'll fight you as long as you kill me in the process
anyway, five minutes seems to be tsurumaru's boredom threshold, so once that passes, he's going to pick himself up off of the couch, languidly re-righting his limbs before he ambles over towards what he assumes is the bathroom door.
an ear pressed stealthily against the doorway tells him that hijikata is still busy within, picking up various hairclip noises and faucet noises and brushing noises and brush-setting-down noises.
but eventually, the light that tsurumaru sees from the bottom of the doorframe clicks off. and when he hears the doorknob being turned, he takes a deep breath, readying himself, and his timing is absolutely perfect, as he yells — ]
Boo!