[ is it even possible for hijikata to look gross, ever? we haven't seen him look gross yet....

but oh, then this'll definitely turn out to be an extra-surprising surprise! he clasps his hands together in excitement, eyes sparkling. ]

You'll definitely like it. And they even sell tubs of the stuff, so if there's a flavor that you really like, we can bring it back with us!

[ a confident nod! and he'll even help himself to the front door first, turning the knob and propping it open, then setting foot outside. ]