[ okay.... look...... it's not what you think...... tsukumogami bodies don't work in the same way that human ones do, so while he can never just Work Out and get a fine bottom like hijikata, he also won't gain weight from downing all of these sweets???????
tsurumaru will watch him carefully, for any sign of him liking it or not liking it, but in the end — ]
Aah, so you do like it!
[ he's delighted! dragging hiji out here to his favorite ice cream store was worth it!! he takes a spoonful of his own ice cream monstrosity, savoring it thoughtfully, and then takes a bit more time to eat some more, before he speaks again, his spoon idly pointed towards hijikata. ]
I thought green tea ice cream would be pretty bitter, though. Does it taste okay?
whyyyyyy not clings to your leg...give me death or give me death
tsurumaru will watch him carefully, for any sign of him liking it or not liking it, but in the end — ]
Aah, so you do like it!
[ he's delighted! dragging hiji out here to his favorite ice cream store was worth it!! he takes a spoonful of his own ice cream monstrosity, savoring it thoughtfully, and then takes a bit more time to eat some more, before he speaks again, his spoon idly pointed towards hijikata. ]
I thought green tea ice cream would be pretty bitter, though. Does it taste okay?