[ he doesn't see any what ifs!! plus, tsurumaru gets too bored too quickly for paperwork jobs. if he has to sit down and write all day, he'd go insane.
he sees that horrified expression!!! and while he'd make some kind of snide remark... there's something hurled towards him? tsukumogami reflexes are pretty good, so tsurumaru holds out his hands in time, catching the device securely. it also causes his palms to sting a little, but just like hijikata's leg, his own injuries are almost finished healing by now, too. almost.
looking down at it, to check what it is, and: oh, it's just his cerevice. if it's not locked, tsuru will flip through it in a minute or two.
back to that question, though. at first, tsurumaru hesitates a little, making various hmm noises, like a child that can't say the number 69 without laughing. but in the end, he can't just not tell hijikata... so here goes! ]
AAAAAAA smooths out your forehead no wrinkles
he sees that horrified expression!!! and while he'd make some kind of snide remark... there's something hurled towards him? tsukumogami reflexes are pretty good, so tsurumaru holds out his hands in time, catching the device securely. it also causes his palms to sting a little, but just like hijikata's leg, his own injuries are almost finished healing by now, too. almost.
looking down at it, to check what it is, and: oh, it's just his cerevice. if it's not locked, tsuru will flip through it in a minute or two.
back to that question, though. at first, tsurumaru hesitates a little, making various hmm noises, like a child that can't say the number 69 without laughing. but in the end, he can't just not tell hijikata... so here goes! ]
It's a.................................. dickbutt.
[ UGH. ] Didn't I draw it really well? You got a good look at it, right?