[STOP YOU'RE NOT HIS REAL DAD you can't tell him to eat his veggies!! NO VEGGIES. A rebel sword.]

It is, but it's super fun to play. Just trust me! [He'll find this game and text it to Hijikata when he does though, rest assured.

But the comparison - a very apt one - earns him a little nod! Hijikata sure would know all about publishing anonymous works under ridiculous pen names, huh.]

Right, basically! Just with less fuss, since basically all you do is type it up and hit "send".