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tsurumaru kuninaga ( 鶴丸国永 ) ([personal profile] gravesite) wrote in [personal profile] hijiwanwan 2016-03-12 01:40 am (UTC)

AAAAAAAA ITS IN THE TOILET

Where else would I go? You threw it at me! If I hadn't caught it, you'd have broken it — so I'm treating myself to my own reward.

[ it was going to hit him!! but sadly, the last name trick won't work on him — not on tsurumaru kuninaga, crane complex extraordinaire. if anything, he's kind of offended that hijikata chopped off his first name? the 'tsuru' part of his name? this is not acceptable?? ]

Ooh... you shouldn't cut my smith's tongue off, you know! He's pretty old by now, though, so I don't think he has a tongue left to cut off anymore. Ahaha, and if you dug him up to do just that, I'd be really offended, too.

[ of course, he's quite aware that it's himself that's being addressed, but when five-year-olds get upset, this is what they do... they rebel by not listening. so he looks back down at the screen, tapping quickly at the screen again, sending himself the toilet picture and deleting evidence from hijikata's outbox. nice!

then, he gets back up to sit near him again, but he's still holding hijikata's cerevice behind his back. he's also pressing his lips together to not laugh, but it's obvious that he's still not entirely over it yet, because the corners of his lips keep twitching, in the way that they do when you're trying really hard not to laugh!! ]


I dare you to make me. Mikazuki taught me that if you want something back, you should say please. You can do that, can't you?

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