[ he decides that needs to recite hijikata's poems more often, because the reaction that he gets is way too funny... but you know, tsukumogami body parts grow back!! they've been over this!! ]
Geez, you always say that — but would you really? It'll grow back, so feel free to deliver on that promise any time.
[ first he's into dog kinks, and now he's into amputation, apparently... humans never cease to amaze him. despite its questionable origins, ume is a nice name, and when he says it, it rolls off of his tongue in the way that a pet's name should, so he brightens. ]
Ume it is, then! You should get used to saying that name out loud, because soon enough, you'll be saying it a lot — especially if it pees on your floors and takes off.
[ the puppy's coming home, hijikata... don't fight it. ]
puts your nose in my pocket, now you have no nose :O
Geez, you always say that — but would you really? It'll grow back, so feel free to deliver on that promise any time.
[ first he's into dog kinks, and now he's into amputation, apparently... humans never cease to amaze him. despite its questionable origins, ume is a nice name, and when he says it, it rolls off of his tongue in the way that a pet's name should, so he brightens. ]
Ume it is, then! You should get used to saying that name out loud, because soon enough, you'll be saying it a lot — especially if it pees on your floors and takes off.
[ the puppy's coming home, hijikata... don't fight it. ]