[He can't hightail it out now that he's set foot into Kashuu's domain, okay. It's like a grass pokemon trying to take down a charizard in the middle of a volcano.]
You probably only think you've been fine 'cause that's the kind of stubborn guy you are. But we're fixing all of that now! First, we'll start with tops since they're easier to get on. [Already implying he doesn't think Hijikata will be able to put on his own pants...]
Let's go, let's go!
[AND AWAY... Kashuu nyooms through racks with expert precision, picking out fashionably baggy cardigans, cleanly cut vests and button-up shirts, those ridiculous poncho things that are in vogue, nicely tailored jackets... SO MANY THINGS. All in a variety of colors too, though he'll be mindful of Hijikata's preferences.]
says the candlewax commander
You probably only think you've been fine 'cause that's the kind of stubborn guy you are. But we're fixing all of that now! First, we'll start with tops since they're easier to get on. [Already implying he doesn't think Hijikata will be able to put on his own pants...]
Let's go, let's go!
[AND AWAY... Kashuu nyooms through racks with expert precision, picking out fashionably baggy cardigans, cleanly cut vests and button-up shirts, those ridiculous poncho things that are in vogue, nicely tailored jackets... SO MANY THINGS. All in a variety of colors too, though he'll be mindful of Hijikata's preferences.]