[HE CAN'T BE CALM WHEN HE THINKS HIJIKATA IS A PIG THIEF.

But wow, who's Souji? Who's Saizo?? He doesn't know, a mystery!!]

That pig's too small to eat anything.

[Huffing with irritation...! But he'll at least step away after that, since apparently he's done with acting like he's five. For now.]

I think they just got me confused with someone else, is all. I didn't wanna cut down random people if they haven't actually done anything wrong, so I just got outta there like, asap.

[He's leaving out a lot of details but at least this is a kinda-sorta explanationish thing?! Maybe, if he squints.]