[HE CAN'T BE CALM WHEN HE THINKS HIJIKATA IS A PIG THIEF.
But wow, who's Souji? Who's Saizo?? He doesn't know, a mystery!!]
That pig's too small to eat anything.
[Huffing with irritation...! But he'll at least step away after that, since apparently he's done with acting like he's five. For now.]
I think they just got me confused with someone else, is all. I didn't wanna cut down random people if they haven't actually done anything wrong, so I just got outta there like, asap.
[He's leaving out a lot of details but at least this is a kinda-sorta explanationish thing?! Maybe, if he squints.]
[ Well, it would becaue he wouldn't want to actually give the pig anything unhealthy to eat... But ANYWAY, since Kashuu and Hijikata are both done acting like five year olds and everything seemed to have calmed down ...
He'll place the bundle of clothes on the table in the main room! ]
Oh, but that's odd though. [ Despite Kashuu being a GREMLIN, Hijikata knows he wouldn't break the law on purpose... Right. Right? ]
He'll watch VERY CLOSELY as Hijikata moves to place the clothes on the table, like he's still somewhat suspicious that he might try to feed it to a pig at the last second anyway. Trust no pig-stealer...
As far as law breaking goes, Kashuu is no lawless hooligan! Mostly. Even though the copbots seemed to have taken a liking to trying to arrest him for stupid reasons.]
The only suspicious part is that I keep ending up in stupid situations like this even without those robots being around. I don't have time to deal with stuff like this when there are more important things to be doing, y'know?
[ wtf, Kashuu. Trust Hijikata for at least 0.2 seconds for once. ]
Well, if it wasn't those robots chasing you down then what?
[ Aren't they all not working? Aren't they most of the police force? Who wanted to point fingers at Kashuu and say he's a criminal? HMMM... So many questions.
Or maybe someone just has a bone to pick with Kashuu, or has a grudge. Who knows. ]
Hm. If you need some help maybe we can fix it, you just need to be a bit more specific.
[ If there's a guy that needs to be hunted down and threatened into submission... HELL YEA!!! ]
[Look, he trusted Hijikata enough to come here when on the run. Isn't that a good start??]
Just some weird guys. [Maybe he's not trying to be evasive here. Maybe he's just that bad at describing things...]
I've never seen 'em, but they look like the kinda people that hang out near the really sketchy parts of the entertainment district. Like I said, they probably just got me mixed up with someone else, but I didn't wanna deal with 'em.
[Read: he didn't want to risk ruining his outfit (or the outfit he was carrying) by kicking rando ass.]
Also of course Kashuu wouldn't want to get his outfit dirty. Not a surprise! If he actually said that out loud Hijikata would probably judge Kashuu at 100 MPH. ]
So you're sure we don't need to go find them and get them to leave you alone?
[It might be it! It might not be!! Who knows!!! Kashuu doesn't seem keen on extrapolating any further than what he's already said, in any case. Good thing too because he avoids 100mph judgment that way...]
I'm sure, I'm sure. It's really not that big of a deal. [SAYS THE PERSON WHO RAN OVER LIKE THEIR SHOES WERE ON FIRE.
But after a second of thought, he'll add:] If they bother me again, I'll let you know, okay?
[Giving Hijikata someone to chase down and threaten would probably be good for his morale or something, he figures.]
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hijiwanwan) wrote2015-09-14 12:06 am
AAA LET HIM LIVE
But wow, who's Souji? Who's Saizo?? He doesn't know, a mystery!!]
That pig's too small to eat anything.
[Huffing with irritation...! But he'll at least step away after that, since apparently he's done with acting like he's five. For now.]
I think they just got me confused with someone else, is all. I didn't wanna cut down random people if they haven't actually done anything wrong, so I just got outta there like, asap.
[He's leaving out a lot of details but at least this is a kinda-sorta explanationish thing?! Maybe, if he squints.]
NOT ON MY WATCH
That wouldn't stop me.
[ Well, it would becaue he wouldn't want to actually give the pig anything unhealthy to eat... But ANYWAY, since Kashuu and Hijikata are both done acting like five year olds and everything seemed to have calmed down ...
He'll place the bundle of clothes on the table in the main room! ]
Oh, but that's odd though. [ Despite Kashuu being a GREMLIN, Hijikata knows he wouldn't break the law on purpose... Right. Right? ]
Is that it? It sounds kind of suspicious.
WHAT THE FCK someones got death envy
He'll watch VERY CLOSELY as Hijikata moves to place the clothes on the table, like he's still somewhat suspicious that he might try to feed it to a pig at the last second anyway. Trust no pig-stealer...
As far as law breaking goes, Kashuu is no lawless hooligan! Mostly. Even though the copbots seemed to have taken a liking to trying to arrest him for stupid reasons.]
The only suspicious part is that I keep ending up in stupid situations like this even without those robots being around. I don't have time to deal with stuff like this when there are more important things to be doing, y'know?
[Like FIGURING OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE CITY.]
when can i Die
Well, if it wasn't those robots chasing you down then what?
[ Aren't they all not working? Aren't they most of the police force? Who wanted to point fingers at Kashuu and say he's a criminal? HMMM... So many questions.
Or maybe someone just has a bone to pick with Kashuu, or has a grudge. Who knows. ]
Hm. If you need some help maybe we can fix it, you just need to be a bit more specific.
[ If there's a guy that needs to be hunted down and threatened into submission... HELL YEA!!! ]
never??? duh??
Just some weird guys. [Maybe he's not trying to be evasive here. Maybe he's just that bad at describing things...]
I've never seen 'em, but they look like the kinda people that hang out near the really sketchy parts of the entertainment district. Like I said, they probably just got me mixed up with someone else, but I didn't wanna deal with 'em.
[Read: he didn't want to risk ruining his outfit (or the outfit he was carrying) by kicking rando ass.]
did u just duh me *beats u up*
[ IS THAT IT...
Also of course Kashuu wouldn't want to get his outfit dirty. Not a surprise! If he actually said that out loud Hijikata would probably judge Kashuu at 100 MPH. ]
So you're sure we don't need to go find them and get them to leave you alone?
[ No threats??? :( ]
AAA IM BEING BEATEN UP BY A MENACE
I'm sure, I'm sure. It's really not that big of a deal. [SAYS THE PERSON WHO RAN OVER LIKE THEIR SHOES WERE ON FIRE.
But after a second of thought, he'll add:] If they bother me again, I'll let you know, okay?
[Giving Hijikata someone to chase down and threaten would probably be good for his morale or something, he figures.]