but aside from her eyebrows lifting slightly, she doesn't voice her surprise, because she sees this as an opportunity to show off her knowledge? her expertise?
even if it's just coffee, ultimately.
so she glances at the menu boards, but it doesn't take long for her to pick out a coffee for him. ]
Then, try an espresso. It tastes bitter — which means that you and it have much in common already.
[ she'll just... slowly blink back at him, more impressed by the fact that he's so unaware of what coffee is that he feels the need to make a death threat in the first place. ]
You've really never had coffee before, have you.
[ — stated more like a statement, than an actual question. why is he like this??
by now, there's only one person before them in line! and he might want some nameless sandwich or soup or salad option to go along with his espresso, right? ]
Shall I order for you, or have you decided on what you want?
so she'll order an espresso, a latte, and two sandwiches, because he's clearly a fool who wants to try the darkest espresso on an empty stomach. but even if she thinks he's rude and unbearable, she also has to look out for this poor man who's never had coffee before and therefore doesn't know what's good for himself.
afterwards, the cashier hands her a plastic item with a number — you know, those items! the ones that vibrate when your order is ready!
which she promptly tries to put in hijikata's hand, because you carry this, as she heads towards the tables. ]
My jokes are only as effective as your death threats.
but sandwiches are good. Hijikata has yet to notice how hungry he might be! he's running on probably 3 hours of sleep, and totally forgot to eat breakfast because he's smart like that.
he'll take the buzzer (is that what it's called I have no fuckin' clue), and follow Misaya. but he'll take his own seat without hesitation. ]
No. You need better jokes, that's for sure.
[ he'll just rest his chin on his palm... look out the window... hello, what is being social. ]
(you voice) are we going to be masochists this early
[ ugh!! she'll just scoff as she takes her own seat, leaving the buzzer in hijikata's care. and while in all other situations, they would have sat here in silence like the social snails they are... there's a crucial detail that he's left out so far, that she deems improper to carry on without knowing. ]
Tell me your name.
[ as for why — ]
It's incredibly rude of a man to dine with a lady without even disclosing his own name. If we are to work together in the future, then exchanging names is only customary.
[ otherwise, she'll just keep calling him "you" and "dog"... does this sound familiar, maybe? ]
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hijiwanwan) wrote2015-09-14 12:06 am
you can't erase coffee stains from paper, don't spill it over
but aside from her eyebrows lifting slightly, she doesn't voice her surprise, because she sees this as an opportunity to show off her knowledge? her expertise?
even if it's just coffee, ultimately.
so she glances at the menu boards, but it doesn't take long for her to pick out a coffee for him. ]
Then, try an espresso. It tastes bitter — which means that you and it have much in common already.
[ please appreciate her lame humor she tried ]
*spills it on misaya*
WAIT A MINUTE.
he glares at her. but it doesn't last long, and ends that grumpy expression by sighing. ]
Then fine, I'll try it. If it kills me then I'll just have to kill you.
[ JOKING. JOKING. maybe. ]
her dogs will shred you to pieces
You've really never had coffee before, have you.
[ — stated more like a statement, than an actual question. why is he like this??
by now, there's only one person before them in line! and he might want some nameless sandwich or soup or salad option to go along with his espresso, right? ]
Shall I order for you, or have you decided on what you want?
its fine i have a dog kink
[ WHATEVER!!!
it wasn't much of a staple drink in the HQ. everyone had tea? ]
Just order it, I'll have what you suggested - without the poorly made joke this time.
not that literally wtf
so she'll order an espresso, a latte, and two sandwiches, because he's clearly a fool who wants to try the darkest espresso on an empty stomach. but even if she thinks he's rude and unbearable, she also has to look out for this poor man who's never had coffee before and therefore doesn't know what's good for himself.
afterwards, the cashier hands her a plastic item with a number — you know, those items! the ones that vibrate when your order is ready!
which she promptly tries to put in hijikata's hand, because you carry this, as she heads towards the tables. ]
My jokes are only as effective as your death threats.
:-( but
but sandwiches are good. Hijikata has yet to notice how hungry he might be! he's running on probably 3 hours of sleep, and totally forgot to eat breakfast because he's smart like that.
he'll take the buzzer (is that what it's called I have no fuckin' clue), and follow Misaya. but he'll take his own seat without hesitation. ]
No. You need better jokes, that's for sure.
[ he'll just rest his chin on his palm... look out the window... hello, what is being social. ]
(you voice) are we going to be masochists this early
Tell me your name.
[ as for why — ]
It's incredibly rude of a man to dine with a lady without even disclosing his own name. If we are to work together in the future, then exchanging names is only customary.
[ otherwise, she'll just keep calling him "you" and "dog"... does this sound familiar, maybe? ]