[ THAT'S ... A LOT OF RULES, damn. but okay, Hijikata is taking down those mental notes! he WILL remember them too. he wants to look good? he wants to look Really good. ]
[He's here to help Hijikata look Really good, so IT WORKS OUT. Also wow he just did a skim of the True Rules okay, he'll be sending Hijikata a like 5 part text later with the rest of them.]
Like this!
[Brushing past Hijikata to go digging around in The Pile again. He pulls out a pretty casual-looking but well tailored suit in black to match Hijikata's soul.]
With suits, you wear white shirts or colored collared shirts under 'em! But you can just wear nice non-collared ones too, as long as the color and quality is good.
[I'M NOT SAYING IT MIGHT HAPPEN but it might happen.
For now, he's just turning back around to give Hijikata a look that only speaks for unfortunate things in his future.]
Bingo! You're right about that. Suits are usually worn with dress shoes, but anything else it totally up to you. Shoes are practically the most versatile thing in anyone's wardrobe!
[And he's about to try putting Hijikata into heels.]
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hijiwanwan) wrote2015-09-14 12:06 am
dam u ... makin those funny jokes again i see!!
Ah... I see.
[ THAT'S ... A LOT OF RULES, damn. but okay, Hijikata is taking down those mental notes! he WILL remember them too. he wants to look good? he wants to look Really good. ]
Then... What would a suit look like?
UGH LOOK U slamdunks into the trash
Like this!
[Brushing past Hijikata to go digging around in The Pile again. He pulls out a pretty casual-looking but well tailored suit in black to match Hijikata's soul.]
With suits, you wear white shirts or colored collared shirts under 'em! But you can just wear nice non-collared ones too, as long as the color and quality is good.
slam dunks u back to ikedaya
well, he'll read them later when they come then? ]
Oh... I see, that doesn't look too bad either.
[ because it is black. like Hijikata's soul.
OH YEAH... there's one more problem he needs to address. ] And... I don't wear these with sandals, I'm guessing...
[ does this mean he also needs (Gasp) socks!? ]
this is why u get hakodated
For now, he's just turning back around to give Hijikata a look that only speaks for unfortunate things in his future.]
Bingo! You're right about that. Suits are usually worn with dress shoes, but anything else it totally up to you. Shoes are practically the most versatile thing in anyone's wardrobe!
[And he's about to try putting Hijikata into heels.]
YA GONNA GET IKEDAYA'D
well, if you're going to adapt to a new style of clothing then you gotta go the 100%, you know? ]
Okay then...
[ UGH THE HEELS... Hijikata doesn't know what's coming! he'll... just trust Kashuu again (Bad idea). ]
If we're going to get these clothes, then we need some shoes. [ that's the hint to go get some, Kashuu. ]
WHY IS HIJIKATA EXHAUSTING
But look, okay, even if Kashuu picks uncomfortable shoes, at least they're ones that still look nice... SO OFF HE GOES at the prompting.]
Don't take that outfit off just yet! Lemme find some shoes for it.
[AND AWAAAY.
He'll come back with a whole stack of boxes, but at least the one on top is just a normal pair of dress shoes in black.]
Try 'em!