[ technically, he's putting all of his purchases on mikazuki's tab, but mikazuki also makes enough money to cover all of tsurumaru's impulse purchases (and then some), so it's never really a problem....
but yes.... the first half of his plan has succeeded. although naturally, even tsurumaru's pretty appearance-conscious, so he'll wait as hijikata asks, sprawling out on the couch in the living room (because 1. what are manners and 2. he knows that hijikata will take a while, anyway), waving at him with a lifted arm. ]
That's fine with me — don't take too long!
[ and, because he thinks that this is absolutely necessary: ]
I'm not going to be seen outside with someone who doesn't have their hair looking anything less than perfect, you know.
[ Hijikata just gives Tsurumaru the most disapproving glare ever as he watches him sprawl out on the couch... that glare doesn't disappear just yet because of that final ABSOLUTELY (UN)NECESSARY comment Tsurumaru decides to add... (well, until he disappears into the bathroom.)
but first he'll add his own ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY comment: ] Behave like a good dog for once and just stay put.
[ so into the bathroom he goes (also no, he's not going to get caught in the toilet mind you)! first he spends a good amount of time washing his face in the sink because that doesn't take as long- and it'll make him look less dead, of course. now... the hard part, combing all his hair.
this might take quite awhile so, choose your route Tsurumaru!!! we're otome now I guess:
→a: Tsurumaru do you want to do anything while Hijikata is behind the bathroom doors?
or
→b: Tsurumaru can behave for once and Hijikata will eventually come out of the bathroom, looking much more awake than before! but first he disappears into his room to put on a different kimono. and he'll announce as he walks out of his room: ] Okay. Done. We can go now.
ok i'll fight you as long as you kill me in the process
For once? You act as if I make a habit of not behaving. [ which is certainly true, but he can be in denial for as long as he wants. but we're going to go for Option a here, choosing heart points over dog points, despite their concurrent abandonment issues that partly fuel this seemingly laughable dog kink?
anyway, five minutes seems to be tsurumaru's boredom threshold, so once that passes, he's going to pick himself up off of the couch, languidly re-righting his limbs before he ambles over towards what he assumes is the bathroom door.
an ear pressed stealthily against the doorway tells him that hijikata is still busy within, picking up various hairclip noises and faucet noises and brushing noises and brush-setting-down noises.
but eventually, the light that tsurumaru sees from the bottom of the doorframe clicks off. and when he hears the doorknob being turned, he takes a deep breath, readying himself, and his timing is absolutely perfect, as he yells — ]
[ yeah, Tsurumaru. don't try to act innocent here!!!
usually, when Hijikata barks(haha) an order, whoever he's ordering actually LISTENS very well because they know disobeying Hijikata is one of the biggest sins on earth... but alas, Tsurumaru isn't like that and Hijikata should've known this by now, but he has too much faith, and maybe even too much ego too. oh well.
since he was preeetty occupied with cleaning up, he didn't hear Tsurumaur make his way to the door... he opens it and- boo!
yep, Hijikata jolts, and takes a step back- his eyes wide for a split second as he stares at Tsurumaru. geez! he felt his heart jump there!
it takes a few seconds for him to recompose himself... and he shoots Tsurumaru another glare (how many glares has Tsurumaru even received so far what the heck). ]
Was that really necessary? [ a VERY exasperated sigh! ] Didn't I tell you to stay?
[ GOD... that was truly priceless?? tsurumaru's already holding his sides and laughing, semi-gasping for air with every breath he exhales, and his stomach hurts so much, that he thinks he's going to die—
but he knows better than to think he'd be granted the blessing of dying... so once he manages to breathe without bursting into a pile of laughter, he wipes at his eye, looking back at hijikata; there's still this smug, shit-eating grin on his face, though, and it's not going anywhere. ]
Of course — you have to be ready for surprises at any given time. It won't do if you're caught unprepared. [ hijikata's passed his test for today, though, so maaaaaaybe he can have a break from surprises for the rest of the day... ]
Ah, about that...
[ a pause, to make it look as if he's thinking REALLY DEEPLY, but no — ]
[ when will Hijikata get a break! he almost had a heart attack! he's losing his touch... usually he's way better at defending himself against surprise attacks! he let his guard down... BUT NEXT TIME!!! HE WON'T!!! ]
Don't even think about laughing if you know what's good for you.
[ bored? seriously?
he can only stare at Tsurumaru with much disbelief... ... ... seriously... all he can do is let out another sigh with a small complaint: ]
You're such a handful. This is why dogs need training... ... [ a pause. ] Well. Wait just one more minute and don't think the same trick will work again.
[ he'll disappear into his room so he can FINALLY change into a clean kimono. gosh, Tsurumaru, he's trying his very best to spiffy up to go outside. let him live? ]
DAM....... climbs on ur table and shoves over ur tea and paperwork instead
But I'm a wonderfully pleasant handful, and pleasant things don't need training.
[ ugh.... he lies. anyway, this time, hijikata will be left pleasantly free from any tricks up tsurumaru's sleeve, because repeating a surprise too often makes it far less effective, and tsurumaru refuses to serve up anything that isn't of the highest quality.
when the door opens again, he looks on curiously— and this time, it's he who finds himself surprised, seeing hijikata in a kimono that doesn't look half-bad. (in fact, it's far from looking half-bad and a lot closer to pretty darn good, but he's not going to admit that...) ]
Oh? So you do know how to dress, after all.
[ maybe his gaze lingers for longer than necessary, but he quickly clears his throat! while he's sure that they're ready to go, he'll check. ]
[ if you haven't noticed, Hijikata has a cerrrtain taste to his clothes! either really bright colours, or really dark ones... no in between, from reds to blacks. the only thing that's similar across these fabrics are probably very elegant floral patterns because those happen to be his favourite. though, he decided to go with black today...
anyway. ] What makes you think I don't? [ well... he isn't surprised if people thought that way? considering how he use to be a peasant but does Tsurumaru even know that... or is he just being a lil ass? the real Qs.
but ah yes, finally time to figure out what ~surprise~ Tsurumaru has in store for him. ]
Yeah. Let's go. Where are we going anyway?
because you're tsun and there's a moe center to reach
[ well, that's the truth... he's just being an asshole, but his real reasoning is something along the lines of how hijikata is all work and no fun and no play (except pet play), and tsurumaru had categorized knowing how to dress fashionably underneath 'fun', but that's kind of a mouthful... ]
Didn't take you for the kind of guy that knows his way around fashion, that's all.
[ —so that's how it comes out, nice and condensed. regardless, he's impressed! good job, hijikata... you pass the fashion test.
about where they're going, though; it's something that tsurumaru's seen and experienced here, not back home, and maybe it isn't too much of a stretch to assume the same for hijikata, as well? (either way, it's delicious and wonderful on hotter days, and lately, he thinks that hijikata can use things that can make him smile, even for a little bit.)
so he clasps his hands behind his back, looking back at hijikata in curiosity. ]
Well, I guess when you have to talk to important people you learn a thing or two.
[ he does take some pride in how he looks! so he makes sure he keeps it up. not like he puts all his effort into looking great, but he at least makes sure he doesn't look gross, you know.
but anyway... he only looks at Tsurumaru for a bit, and blinks a few times. ]
Huh... [ a pause. has he? it seems vaguely familiar but there's no way he's had it. so he shakes his head. ] I don't think so...
Most people do, and I like to think that you're a part of that group, 'most people'.
[ but hijikata is not a talkative bean, tsurumaru understands. the store isn't too far, so there probably won't be any awkward silences! probably. so anyway, they're outside! the weather is great, actually — not too hot, and not too cold. but that's a strange question... ]
The ice cream store, where else? [ duh!
but he really can't help adding— ] I know you want to stop by the lingerie store, or the collar store, but not today, okay?
[ ugh... because he loves to die? but wow, he's gotten pretty used to those dog comments.
enough so, to the point where he can refute them with some ease; he gives hijikata a bright grin, before responding: ]
Ooh, it's a promise! Get me a gold-plated one, okay? It has to be authentic and super expensive, like the rest of my adornments.
[ have you seen the gold chains on his mounting... apparently, they were really expensive???? but gosh, when you're the ruling family, nothing is too expensive! ]
Gee, I don't know... poor masters can't afford a sword like me. I have to be treated properly, you know?
[ and even if they try, he'll be found and stolen away and sold to some rich people, so he doesn't know what it's like to receive something that's not The Best?
but the ice cream shop wasn't too far away, so here they are! it's a quaint place, with lots of fun flavors to choose from. it's a bit cold, though, because it is an ice cream store. he'll open the door first, but he doesn't know anything like chivalry, so he'll step through the door first, pushing it open again with his hand for hijikata.
and, once they're inside— ]
Ta-daaaa — look, this is ice cream! If you look through those glassy window things, you'll see a bunch of flavors in big tubs. They each have a little description on the window, too! But if you're still not sure, you can ask for samples.
[ look, Tsuru. a master always treats their dog properly! unless they need to be punished. Hijikata is the best dog owner here, okay. okay?
but ANYWAY! they're here! time to finally get a glimpse of the wonderful world of ice cream. so when he follows Tsurumaru inside, you can definitely see how his eyes widen in surprise at all the flavours. let's get a closer look at it! ]
There's more... Than I thought...
[ Why are there so many... there's so many??? he doesn't even know where to start so... let's ask this: ] Which one is your favourite?
that's like asking me to stop breathing :/ + this image is blurry...but the most colorful im sorry
[ listen... the best masters can keep their swords from thieving hands... can hijikata do that?
but he sees how awed hijikata is, and that, in turn, fluffs up his ego ever so greatly, until he's feeling pretty proud of himself. ] Amazing, right?
[ and at the mention of his favorite flavor, he immediately zips over to a certain part of the glass window, gesturing for hijikata to come over and look, too.
his finger is pointing towards the namecard of the flavor, and while that means that hijikata has to match namecard to tub, a flavor named 'rainbow sherbert' is... pretty self-explanatory. ]
[ he's looking at all the flavours, reading them all and taking it all in. so many!! and he finally comes to a conclusion. so, Tsurumaru has taken him to a sweets shop and is trying to get him to eat more sweets just like last time? seriously, Tsurumaru... ]
Why does everyone like sweet things... ...
[ it's not really a complaint though. but he'll look over at the rainbow sherbert tub. colourful stuff. ]
Looks kind of fancy, doesn't it? [ so many colours! how do they get it like that? he is not sure about the Art of ice cream making. what mysterious it holds... ]
... ... ... [ thinking... ... ] I guess... It's worth a shot.
haha i'm a tsukumogami :) i can Not Breathe and i'll be ok
[ LISTEN.... tsurumaru already told him about this! but fancy isn't the first word that comes to his mind when he sees a mishmash of bright sherbert colors... it's a cute conclusion to reach, actually, so hiji gets +1 cute point. ]
Does it? I just like it because it has lots of colors, and it's refreshing and tangy.
[ as it's hijikata's first time here, tsurumaru will call the shop employee over instead, asking for a sample of rainbow sherbert — which they promptly scoop and put into a teeny tiny sample cup with a teeny tiny sample spoon, to match.
tsurumaru accepts it, holding it out towards hijikata. ] Here!
[ ah, he likes it!! he beams in hijikata's direction, clearly pleased with his reaction. gosh, he's really excited, though! when hijikata's finished with the tiny cup, tsurumaru's already pointing at another flavor — this time, it's not his own favorite, it's what he thinks would fit hijikata. ]
What do you think about this one? It reminds me of you.
[ his finger rests on the 'vanilla' nametag. ] It's a flavor for people that don't like to take too many risks, like the one I showed you before.
But at the same time, it's still good! It's the basic ice cream flavor.
[ Hijikata looks to where Tsurumaru is point, then gives him a look of disbelief. ]
It looks plain, what are you trying to hint?
[ excuse me. EXCUSE ME. HE DOES TAKE RISKS! ]
But if that's what you think... [ there are a lot of flavours, and he doesn't really want to try them all. Hijikata is a sour old man and too much sweetness is too much!! basically... this is more of a Kondou-san thing- but look, he'll bite. ]
Well, I'll try it too... I guess.
stop at least they don't have petplay-flavored ice cream
Nooothing. Nothing at all! [ — which obviously makes him sound way more suspicious, but he's fine with that.
if anything, he thinks the contrary — hijikata, with all of his tradition-set ways, interests him nonetheless. he's predictable, and that goes against all of tsurumaru's rules, but each and every day with hijikata is far from boring, he thinks.
but no, don't worry! tsuru won't make him try anything beyond petplay vanilla and rainbow sherbert. after getting another sample cup and sample spoon from a different employee, he holds it out to hijikata in a similar way. it's vanilla bean, so there's small, black flecks amongst the off-white ice cream. ]
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not like you're the most normal person either
but yes.... the first half of his plan has succeeded. although naturally, even tsurumaru's pretty appearance-conscious, so he'll wait as hijikata asks, sprawling out on the couch in the living room (because 1. what are manners and 2. he knows that hijikata will take a while, anyway), waving at him with a lifted arm. ]
That's fine with me — don't take too long!
[ and, because he thinks that this is absolutely necessary: ]
I'm not going to be seen outside with someone who doesn't have their hair looking anything less than perfect, you know.
more normal than u ok. fight me
but first he'll add his own ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY comment: ] Behave like a good dog for once and just stay put.
[ so into the bathroom he goes (also no, he's not going to get caught in the toilet mind you)! first he spends a good amount of time washing his face in the sink because that doesn't take as long- and it'll make him look less dead, of course. now... the hard part, combing all his hair.
this might take quite awhile so, choose your route Tsurumaru!!! we're otome now I guess:
→a: Tsurumaru do you want to do anything while Hijikata is behind the bathroom doors?
or
→b: Tsurumaru can behave for once and Hijikata will eventually come out of the bathroom, looking much more awake than before! but first he disappears into his room to put on a different kimono. and he'll announce as he walks out of his room: ] Okay. Done. We can go now.
ok i'll fight you as long as you kill me in the process
anyway, five minutes seems to be tsurumaru's boredom threshold, so once that passes, he's going to pick himself up off of the couch, languidly re-righting his limbs before he ambles over towards what he assumes is the bathroom door.
an ear pressed stealthily against the doorway tells him that hijikata is still busy within, picking up various hairclip noises and faucet noises and brushing noises and brush-setting-down noises.
but eventually, the light that tsurumaru sees from the bottom of the doorframe clicks off. and when he hears the doorknob being turned, he takes a deep breath, readying himself, and his timing is absolutely perfect, as he yells — ]
Boo!
AAAAAAAAAA I LAUGHED I HATE THIS
usually, when Hijikata barks(haha) an order, whoever he's ordering actually LISTENS very well because they know disobeying Hijikata is one of the biggest sins on earth... but alas, Tsurumaru isn't like that and Hijikata should've known this by now, but he has too much faith, and maybe even too much ego too. oh well.
since he was preeetty occupied with cleaning up, he didn't hear Tsurumaur make his way to the door... he opens it and- boo!
yep, Hijikata jolts, and takes a step back- his eyes wide for a split second as he stares at Tsurumaru. geez! he felt his heart jump there!
it takes a few seconds for him to recompose himself... and he shoots Tsurumaru another glare (how many glares has Tsurumaru even received so far what the heck). ]
Was that really necessary? [ a VERY exasperated sigh! ] Didn't I tell you to stay?
[ :/ ]
AAAAAAAA BUT TBH!!! WHEN WILL YOU KILL ME
but he knows better than to think he'd be granted the blessing of dying... so once he manages to breathe without bursting into a pile of laughter, he wipes at his eye, looking back at hijikata; there's still this smug, shit-eating grin on his face, though, and it's not going anywhere. ]
Of course — you have to be ready for surprises at any given time. It won't do if you're caught unprepared. [ hijikata's passed his test for today, though, so maaaaaaybe he can have a break from surprises for the rest of the day... ]
Ah, about that...
[ a pause, to make it look as if he's thinking REALLY DEEPLY, but no — ]
I got bored.
BUT I DONT WANT TO WTF?
Don't even think about laughing if you know what's good for you.
[ bored? seriously?
he can only stare at Tsurumaru with much disbelief... ... ... seriously... all he can do is let out another sigh with a small complaint: ]
You're such a handful. This is why dogs need training... ... [ a pause. ] Well. Wait just one more minute and don't think the same trick will work again.
[ he'll disappear into his room so he can FINALLY change into a clean kimono. gosh, Tsurumaru, he's trying his very best to spiffy up to go outside. let him live? ]
DAM....... climbs on ur table and shoves over ur tea and paperwork instead
[ ugh.... he lies. anyway, this time, hijikata will be left pleasantly free from any tricks up tsurumaru's sleeve, because repeating a surprise too often makes it far less effective, and tsurumaru refuses to serve up anything that isn't of the highest quality.
when the door opens again, he looks on curiously— and this time, it's he who finds himself surprised, seeing hijikata in a kimono that doesn't look half-bad. (in fact, it's far from looking half-bad and a lot closer to pretty darn good, but he's not going to admit that...) ]
Oh? So you do know how to dress, after all.
[ maybe his gaze lingers for longer than necessary, but he quickly clears his throat! while he's sure that they're ready to go, he'll check. ]
Are you ready?
why must you plague my life like this
anyway. ] What makes you think I don't? [ well... he isn't surprised if people thought that way? considering how he use to be a peasant but does Tsurumaru even know that... or is he just being a lil ass? the real Qs.
but ah yes, finally time to figure out what ~surprise~ Tsurumaru has in store for him. ]
Yeah. Let's go. Where are we going anyway?
because you're tsun and there's a moe center to reach
Didn't take you for the kind of guy that knows his way around fashion, that's all.
[ —so that's how it comes out, nice and condensed. regardless, he's impressed! good job, hijikata... you pass the fashion test.
about where they're going, though; it's something that tsurumaru's seen and experienced here, not back home, and maybe it isn't too much of a stretch to assume the same for hijikata, as well? (either way, it's delicious and wonderful on hotter days, and lately, he thinks that hijikata can use things that can make him smile, even for a little bit.)
so he clasps his hands behind his back, looking back at hijikata in curiosity. ]
Do you know what ice cream is?
leave my tsun alone
[ he does take some pride in how he looks! so he makes sure he keeps it up. not like he puts all his effort into looking great, but he at least makes sure he doesn't look gross, you know.
but anyway... he only looks at Tsurumaru for a bit, and blinks a few times. ]
Huh... [ a pause. has he? it seems vaguely familiar but there's no way he's had it. so he shakes his head. ] I don't think so...
never.... latches onto it :3c
but oh, then this'll definitely turn out to be an extra-surprising surprise! he clasps his hands together in excitement, eyes sparkling. ]
You'll definitely like it. And they even sell tubs of the stuff, so if there's a flavor that you really like, we can bring it back with us!
[ a confident nod! and he'll even help himself to the front door first, turning the knob and propping it open, then setting foot outside. ]
ugh LEAVE IT OLONE
And you think I'll like it that much?
[ well... ... they'll see. he'll follow Tsurumaru, mostly in silence because how do you small talk? what is small talk? that's not his forte.
but once they're outside. ]
Well, you can lead the way I guess. Where are we going?
ugh NO!!! i will never leave it olone
[ but hijikata is not a talkative bean, tsurumaru understands. the store isn't too far, so there probably won't be any awkward silences! probably. so anyway, they're outside! the weather is great, actually — not too hot, and not too cold. but that's a strange question... ]
The ice cream store, where else? [ duh!
but he really can't help adding— ] I know you want to stop by the lingerie store, or the collar store, but not today, okay?
runs awey
[ TSURU... out of line comment!!! what the heck! with an exasperated sigh, he shoots Tsurumaru a glare. ]
No. Unless you want to be put on a leash, we can find you a fitting one later.
[ ugh why are you doing this... ]
climbs on ur back no
enough so, to the point where he can refute them with some ease; he gives hijikata a bright grin, before responding: ]
Ooh, it's a promise! Get me a gold-plated one, okay? It has to be authentic and super expensive, like the rest of my adornments.
[ have you seen the gold chains on his mounting... apparently, they were really expensive???? but gosh, when you're the ruling family, nothing is too expensive! ]
imma fall
but that doesn't mean he's going to let Tsurumaru's comments catch him off guard! ]
No. A dog should be fine with whatever present they receive from their master. Right?
[ what a good conversation topic to talk about before icecream, right? ]
falls on top of you
[ and even if they try, he'll be found and stolen away and sold to some rich people, so he doesn't know what it's like to receive something that's not The Best?
but the ice cream shop wasn't too far away, so here they are! it's a quaint place, with lots of fun flavors to choose from. it's a bit cold, though, because it is an ice cream store. he'll open the door first, but he doesn't know anything like chivalry, so he'll step through the door first, pushing it open again with his hand for hijikata.
and, once they're inside— ]
Ta-daaaa — look, this is ice cream! If you look through those glassy window things, you'll see a bunch of flavors in big tubs. They each have a little description on the window, too! But if you're still not sure, you can ask for samples.
stop being a fckin menace
but ANYWAY! they're here! time to finally get a glimpse of the wonderful world of ice cream. so when he follows Tsurumaru inside, you can definitely see how his eyes widen in surprise at all the flavours. let's get a closer look at it! ]
There's more... Than I thought...
[ Why are there so many... there's so many??? he doesn't even know where to start so... let's ask this: ] Which one is your favourite?
that's like asking me to stop breathing :/ + this image is blurry...but the most colorful im sorry
but he sees how awed hijikata is, and that, in turn, fluffs up his ego ever so greatly, until he's feeling pretty proud of himself. ] Amazing, right?
[ and at the mention of his favorite flavor, he immediately zips over to a certain part of the glass window, gesturing for hijikata to come over and look, too.
his finger is pointing towards the namecard of the flavor, and while that means that hijikata has to match namecard to tub, a flavor named 'rainbow sherbert' is... pretty self-explanatory. ]
This one. Wanna try it?
ugh true... well stop breathing??? :/
Why does everyone like sweet things... ...
[ it's not really a complaint though. but he'll look over at the rainbow sherbert tub. colourful stuff. ]
Looks kind of fancy, doesn't it? [ so many colours! how do they get it like that? he is not sure about the Art of ice cream making. what mysterious it holds... ]
... ... ... [ thinking... ... ] I guess... It's worth a shot.
haha i'm a tsukumogami :) i can Not Breathe and i'll be ok
Does it? I just like it because it has lots of colors, and it's refreshing and tangy.
[ as it's hijikata's first time here, tsurumaru will call the shop employee over instead, asking for a sample of rainbow sherbert — which they promptly scoop and put into a teeny tiny sample cup with a teeny tiny sample spoon, to match.
tsurumaru accepts it, holding it out towards hijikata. ] Here!
ugh !!!! stop this
he takes the sample (why is the spoon so small) and eats the tiny sample of ice cream. only to come to one conclusion- ]
Well, it's sweet...
[ once again: why does everyone like sweet things! it's always sweets... enough of this. HOWEVER, ]
But... ... It's not bad.
ugh!!!!!! never
What do you think about this one? It reminds me of you.
[ his finger rests on the 'vanilla' nametag. ] It's a flavor for people that don't like to take too many risks, like the one I showed you before.
But at the same time, it's still good! It's the basic ice cream flavor.
this hurt my soul
It looks plain, what are you trying to hint?
[ excuse me. EXCUSE ME. HE DOES TAKE RISKS! ]
But if that's what you think... [ there are a lot of flavours, and he doesn't really want to try them all. Hijikata is a sour old man and too much sweetness is too much!! basically... this is more of a Kondou-san thing- but look, he'll bite. ]
Well, I'll try it too... I guess.
stop at least they don't have petplay-flavored ice cream
if anything, he thinks the contrary — hijikata, with all of his tradition-set ways, interests him nonetheless. he's predictable, and that goes against all of tsurumaru's rules, but each and every day with hijikata is far from boring, he thinks.
but no, don't worry! tsuru won't make him try anything beyond petplay vanilla and rainbow sherbert. after getting another sample cup and sample spoon from a different employee, he holds it out to hijikata in a similar way. it's vanilla bean, so there's small, black flecks amongst the off-white ice cream. ]
rolls back to cute
we need lots of cute after this event hurt us
they'll be ok they're strong boys
they survived death they'll be a-ok
ugh.. they just need napnaps i guess
aaAAA THIS IS EMBARRASSING IM DYING!!
broh
bruh
SWHWHAGDPGDPDGPMD JWHAT THE FUCK
FJSKDFJS WHAT HTE FUCK!!!! why do u rp from a hentai
AAAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT MY FAULT LET ME LIVE
AAAAAAAAAA STABS U
DONT STAB ME
GIVE ME A GOOD REASON not to
well, i want to live,
well, i want to die, so stab me
what the fck hell no
why wont you give me the sweet release of death
never!
whyyyyyy not clings to your leg...give me death or give me death
haha dont be creepy dude
i can't believe you're saying this to me Right Now look at what you're doing first
i am innocent wtf
you...? innocent?? :o :? :x
VERY INNOCENT
DON'T LIE
i am telling the truth :o
beep beep my sit ur lie down button is beeping, sit your lie down
stands up
ties you down