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Mr. Pet Play and Tears ([personal profile] hijiwanwan) wrote2015-09-14 12:06 am
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I'm not here at the moment, so if you have something to say then do it. Speak up. I'll get to it later.


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adornmental: (hell no)

why do u want to be grandpa 1.5 so bad just be grandpa 10

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-02-25 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[what in the fuck why is Hijikata so... damn old......]

It's not! It's really convenient. People use it when they get sick and stuff, so they can eat their food in bed, but I'm sure it'd be fine for work too. I'll go get you one later, okay?
adornmental: (catty cats on the catwalk)

no........ u can be half

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-02-26 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Also no.]

O-kay! [CONSIDER IT DONE. He'll stick some sparkly stickers on it and everything, it'll be lovely.

He waves his hand in response to that though, and just sort of invites himself on over and plops down next to Hijikata at the desk.]


I brought you guys some food, but I wanted to see how you were doing, too.

[No harassment for once?!]
adornmental: (who wears long sleeves in summer)

no deal... bye felicia...

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-02 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[IGNORING THAT LOOK ENTIRELY and maybe leaning in a little so he can get a look at whatever boring grandpa work Hijikata is doing...]

Can't say whether or not I do until I've had it. [His cooking is guilty until proven innocent, honestly... Kashuu doesn't have any trust in any of the gumi abilities to cook, except possibly Saitou.]

You won't even be in bed that long, though. Breaks only take like, a month or two to heal, yeah?

[Proving he both 1) has a flimsy grasp on human physiology and 2) has an even flimsier grasp on what the passage of time feels like...]
adornmental: (come rain or tsun)

"STONE COLD" YOU SAY AS YOU MURDER ME???

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-06 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO!!!!! This is what you get for letting him into the room in the first place! But yeah, god, so much boring stuff here. Kashuu hones in on those scraps of poetry, but mercifully doesn't say anything... for now. He does make a thoughtful sound, though...]

Yeah, but "something" could just be making rice and boiling potatoes for all I know!

[Horikawa must have inherited the cooking genes from someone else because clearly the demon vice commander can't excel in that arena...! Clearly!! (Kashuu sometimes forgets that in between the bad poetry and petplay, Hijikata is actually very responsible and takes good care of his men.)

His nose wrinkles a little at that, though...]


It's not that long! You're just whiny 'cause you're the kind of person who gets cabin fever in like, twenty four hours.

[HE SEES YOU, HIJIJI.]
adornmental: (who wears long sleeves in summer)

dips my fingers in salt and pokes u in the eye >:(

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-10 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[No.... Also that is 100% a correct assumption, Kashuu cares so much about food presentation that he follows like 20 different food posters on snappychat.]

You still need balanced meals and stuff! And if it's not good to look at, it won't taste as good, either.

[A professional opinion... Kashuu also makes a very indignant noise when he's forehead-tapped, but he still doesn't move. HE'S HERE, LIKE A BARNACLE NO ONE ASKED FOR.]

Don't do that! [A huffy five year old...] Anyway, not if it was just a month. [THAT IS A DEFINITE LIE.] Are you seriously already bored, though?
adornmental: (lame af)

gh you make me tired

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-10 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me what you'd consider an average meal!

[Why is he even asking, he was around in the Shinsengumi long enough to know their typical meals...

Anyway, where there are Embarrassing Things happening, there is Kashuu, not letting it go. Of course!! Hijikata can't catch a break as long as at least one Okitagumi is here. He leans forward a little, scrutinizing Hijikata's face. Maybe he's looking for wrinkles?]


—You know you can do stuff to keep yourself from getting bored without moving around a lot, right?
adornmental: (ah.......)

no i have a long night ahead of me.......

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-10 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that sounds pretty much exactly like what I remember. Boring!

[How did they move from "healthy and well-balanced food" to "food that's exciting and cute" in terms of judgment... Oh, because Kashuu is involved. A TRUE MENACE.

He may briefly be pushed back by the brush, but he's not deterred for long and he's in Hijikata's space again soon enough. This time, with his CereVice!]


Here! There are all kinds of games you can play, y'know? Konpeito Crunch is Mutsu's favorite. Or- Oh! There are forums! [He'll go onto whatever version of google they have here and look up "HAIKU FORUM"...

Ah.

There's... There's actually a result.]


Wow, they seriously have one.
adornmental: (hella)

UGH SHAKES YOU BED TIME NEVER COMES

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-11 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't even eat it!

[Swords were starving under your roof, Hijikata!! Not even eating Souji's soy-sauce veggies!

But, more importantly - games. And also this weird forum.]


Mmhm! But the game is basically just matching up pieces of candy before your time limit runs out. It's pretty fun. [Even Kashuu can admit that...

BUT UGH, THIS OLD GRANDPA. Time to show him the world of the internet... But with less bullying this time.]


It's basically like, the virtual equivalent of being in a room with a bunch of other people who like the things you like, and you all have discussions! Only it can be better- [OR WORSE] -'cause no one knows who you are. See?

[Handing his CereVice over! Look at all that riveting discussion about... haikus.]
adornmental: (yo!)

WHAT IN THE FUCK banished

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-11 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP YOU'RE NOT HIS REAL DAD you can't tell him to eat his veggies!! NO VEGGIES. A rebel sword.]

It is, but it's super fun to play. Just trust me! [He'll find this game and text it to Hijikata when he does though, rest assured.

But the comparison - a very apt one - earns him a little nod! Hijikata sure would know all about publishing anonymous works under ridiculous pen names, huh.]


Right, basically! Just with less fuss, since basically all you do is type it up and hit "send".
adornmental: (hmm)

why are you like this tho

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-11 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[no when will tb come for him]

Sometimes! It's fun. I use my spare time for other things though, usually. [99% of his free time is dedicated to SOCIALIZING!! So clearly Hijikata would just burn up into little samurai crispies if he tried to live in Kashuu's shoes for a day.]

You could probably get a tablet or something so you could write it out like an old man. [Why is he so rude...] But it's way faster to just type stuff out.
adornmental: (who wears long sleeves in summer)

exhausting

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-17 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes please eat socializing, it might do you some good Hijikata.]

You're pretty old. [JUST SAYING. Though he actually means it in a "the time period you're from" sense and not a "the years you have" sense...]

Eh? What, blogs? [LIKE HIS. HAHA, good times.] Usually I update mine if I'm stuck inside, or I just look at the stuff other people have posted or scroll through the network to find someone to talk to. You can text people, too! [See. It's just all socializing... All of it.]

But I've baked a few things too, once or twice. That's just being stuck in the house and not stuck on bedrest, though.
adornmental: (hella)

ugh i need one. i need 20

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-03-19 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
You should be supporting people who tell the truth, y'know! Vice-captain virtues or something!

[Just accept that you're elderly, Hijikata... Elderly and incapable of socializing. Or even healing properly! Geez! He's tired and he's not even the one who has to babysit this punk.

But he'll get out of the way when Hiji starts to scoot back over to his futon, at least... An A for effort.]


If you rest up now, you won't be in bed as long, probably. [Probably...] But no! It's only like that if I can't actually go anywhere or do anything myself.