[ maybe Tsurumaru will experience the respect and humbleness from samurai again! even if it's from Hijikata... in his own little Hijikata way. his personality is basically akin to a moldy, old garbage bag sometimes but he takes the samurai stuff almost too seriously. maybe that's... something?
but finally... Hijikata won the battle. how long were they going back and forth about this? he doesn't remember.
and...
another question. ]
Ah, well... ... ... [ he thinks about it... thinks about it a lot! mostly because he never really thought about it? but... it doesn't take as long to come to a conclusion. when your thought goes from naming - searching for 'pretty' things (which in Hijikata's head pretty = nature), then to his poetry... ]
Ume... Perhaps.
[ yes... Ume! a very pretty flower to make a very pretty name, right? ]
[ even if hijikata overdoes the samurai stuff, tsurumaru will appreciate it, rather than finding it weird, because people who are steadfast to the samurai code aren't filthy and greedy and everything that he hates about humans as a whole... they're respectful, good people!
he'll give hijikata the false satisfaction of thinking he's won for now — although, tsurumaru was very much present during kashuu's online gossip corner, enough to make a possible connection between that name choice and a certain poem, in particular...
so he beams, as he recites off of the tip of his tongue — ]
[ there's almost this... small flash of horror, surprise across Hijikata's expression when he recites that. but he hides it quickly because no... he can't give Tsurumaru that satisfaction!
so he hides it by immediately furrowing his eyebrows and scowling at Tsurumaru. ]
Don't say that ever again or I'll cut off your tongue.
[ he crosses his arms and looks away. this mocking! he had enough of it! only Mikazuki truly appreciates his poems... that he's still incredibly shy about sharing. but even so... ]
Can't really think of anything else, though... [ ume is a good name??? it's a good name, he thinks. ]
puts your nose in my pocket, now you have no nose :O
[ he decides that needs to recite hijikata's poems more often, because the reaction that he gets is way too funny... but you know, tsukumogami body parts grow back!! they've been over this!! ]
Geez, you always say that — but would you really? It'll grow back, so feel free to deliver on that promise any time.
[ first he's into dog kinks, and now he's into amputation, apparently... humans never cease to amaze him. despite its questionable origins, ume is a nice name, and when he says it, it rolls off of his tongue in the way that a pet's name should, so he brightens. ]
Ume it is, then! You should get used to saying that name out loud, because soon enough, you'll be saying it a lot — especially if it pees on your floors and takes off.
[ the puppy's coming home, hijikata... don't fight it. ]
Yes, I'm serious. Unless you want me to do anything else - or more - I have plenty I can do to you.
[ huff!
... he needs to hide his Hogyoku book... he really does. maybe under his pillows. under his futon? somewhere Tsurumaru won't think of. he can never get his nose into that book. never!
and... nope, still scowling! damn, okay Hijikata. ]
Didn't I just tell you we're not buying any pet?
alright pack your sleeping bags we're going to church
[ his scowls have no effect! all that his words manage to do is to make tsurumaru lean forward, until his face is only a few inches away. ]
Is that so...? Then, why don't you go ahead and tell me? At this point, I'm going to think that the scariest thing you're capable of is saying that you'll cut off someone's tongue.
[ which is probably pretty scary for most people, but not when you're an ancient sword spirit... no, scratch that, it's probably also scary for a sword spirit, but not when you're one that loves to die.
anyway, hijikata may be difficult, but tsurumaru has the iron stubbornness of a child, so he won't give up easily. ]
And I'm telling you that we are. You can fight me all you want, but I doubt you'll get very far. [ his gaze slides over towards that cast, of course... ]
[ of course, in response to Tsurumaru leaning closer Hijikata will grab his chin and pull him forward. his own voice is hushed, like a whisper, but his tone is threatening. ]
Want me to bite it off instead? I heard if you do that, you can actually bleed to death.
[ Which... may or may not be true. he doesn't truly know. but hey! whatever! buuuut, he lets go because he's giving Tsurumaru another sour glare since he can obviously see Tsurumaru looking at his cast?
his pride is being threatened! ]
You can make fun of me all you want but I will make you regret it later, you know.
[ as of right now... he can just? threaten? sound dangerous? ugh... he really does sound like he's all bark, what the hell... he can't wait to get this damned cast off. ]
the purifying essences of church won't seep into you if you nap at home
[ ooh, that was good! it even sends a shiver down his spine, but mostly in anticipation, not fear, which is still... probably not the reaction that hijikata wants, anyway. slowly bleeding to death? hello, tsuru's here for this.
still, there's just one thing that he has to point out. ]
That's just like a really aggressive kiss, isn't it?
[ he knows that hijikata's into a lot of strange things, so he's not too surprised to see that bloodplay is apparently on that list of sin... the corners of his lips tug upwards, in a wry smirk. ]
But it's so fun to make fun of you. Plus, that means that I have an entire week to live, if we assume that you'll be better in a week. And once you deliver on all of your threats and kill me, I'll be gone for about... three days, or so.
[ he speaks lightheartedly, though, since he's just joking... well, he has to make preparations in advance for any future mishaps, so — ]
That's why we need the puppy — so that something can keep you company during that time.
[ that remark won't bother him... because, let's be real, Hijikata is pretty shameless? this was a man who shamelessly flirted with customers when he was younger - oh, and not to mention went to Shimabara a bit too much... to spend time with the geishas.
anyway...
he can only let out a sigh in disbelief. ]
I don't need company that badly to get a pet. Do I even look like a pet person to you?
[ don't say that, Hijikata... that just opens up the opportunity for more jokes... ]
would a demon vice commander burst into flames in church...
Maaaybe, if you'd be so kind as to indulge me. If you won't, though, then I won't get my hopes up.
[ damn... he'd expected to see more resistance than that, but hijikata's shame is just nonexistent. for mr. vanilla petplay and tears, he's pretty resilient against provocations.
but when he asks that next question, tsurumaru kind of... stares, like did he really just ask that, thinkig that tsurumaru would somehow give him the answer he wants? ]
Well, I mean... you make a lot of dog references, don't you? Even if it's in a different way, you've got to be a pet person.
I'll think about it. I'd rather kiss someone who doesn't defy me, you know - someone that behaves - it's a nice reward isn't it? Maybe if you clean up that behaviour of yours by the end of the week... I'll think about it.
[ also biting off someone's tongue does sound kind of gross, he'd rather cut it off? it's easier. kissing is something more romantic anyway.
he knew going the extra step and saying something like that wouldn't really scary Tsurumaru. what a hassle. ]
Well... [ honestly, he really is a pet person? he's just trying really hard to turn Tsurumaru away from going through with all this. ] Is that really any of your business?
well, no.... now we can nap on church's doorstep instead
[ BUT BEHAVING IS FOR LOSERS.... no, no, he can't say that out loud. only foolish people say that out loud. ]
You could give me some tips on where to start, you know. For all I know, your idea of "behaving" is someone dressed in a maid outfit, waiting on you hand and foot, telling you how pretty you look and how fearsome you are.
[ he may be a thousand years old, but his imagination is still going strong... he taps at his chin, feigning thought for a good three seconds, or so. ]
Well... considering how I've had to hear it before, I'd say it is some of my business. [ ah, yes... that behaving thing? it's way harder than he'd thought. but he gives hijikata a smile anyway, pushing forth another offer. ]
Just give it a try, okay? If it's too much, I'll just take the puppy back to the apartments — I'm sure the rest of the swords wouldn't mind taking care of it.
That's some imagination you have, but no. It's as simple as not causing me trouble, and listening for once.
You can do that for a week or two, right?
[ probably not.
Ah, well... he covers his mouth with his hand, thoughtfully. looks up, looks to the side... thinking, thinking.
it seems like he didn't stop Tsuru from not getting the puppy at all, but there's at least solution to this. because there's no way he'd get attached to a puppy.. haha. ]
...Hmm... [ he got an idea. ] Perhaps if you at least try to behave, then I'll give you that reward, and you can buy the dog. If not, then no. How about that?
[ he really wants to know what its like for Tsurumaru to behave for at least like... an entire minute?? come on. also bets are fun. ]
we're not going to church we're going to the doorstep and napping
[ a week or two is an eternity... and tsuru isn't too fond of behaving for a number of reasons — but primarily because his seemingly irresponsible behaviors are actually, in fact, calculated vies for attention: if he can make someone interact with him enough, they won't want to give him away.
so to give all of that up unnerves him a little, but it can't be too bad... right? he presses his lips together in a thin, worried line, but the expression passes quickly enough, mellowing out into something more familiar, like a childish frown. ]
That's no fun at all... but if that's what you want, then I'm fine with it — on one condition.
[ he lifts a finger. ]
Promise me that during this time, your opinion of me won't worsen.
Well, for one you keep making fun of me being injured. You should maybe start there.
[ you know... stop baiting him... only to make fun of him about his cast and that he can't do anything!
but he sighs. is that what it's about? ]
How could I ever forget about you? That's ridiculous. [ a pause. ] Yeah... Just stop reminding me I'm injured. That's what I want.
[ he crosses his arms, almost like an angry, pouty child. he just doesn't like being reminded he's injured! it reminds him how useless he is when he doesn't have his legs to use. although, a part of him just never wanted to admit it which is why he always retorted with threats, naturally. but then, nonchalantly: ]
I'm still interested in seeing you behave for once though.
[ there's this knowing look on tsuru's face, because ah... he knows what hijikata means by that. he does bait him, way too often, but he always gets a good reaction, so it just makes tsuru want to bait him even more... it's the endless cycle.
a hand resting at his chin, he huffs quietly — he's pleased with that response, though. ] Then, what else will I talk to you about? I could tell you stories, but since I spent your entire lifetime in some collection, I can't tell you anything relevant to your time.
[ alas, if he's not constantly teasing hijikata, there's not much for him to do. but if it truly bothers him that much, then tsuru will stop... for a week. for $8000 a week, he will stop. ]
I hope you're aware — that I wouldn't, as you say... "behave" for most people. Not even for Haru, not even for any of the other swords.
Geez, have some faith in me — of course I can! It's just that you're fun to tease, that's all.
[ and tsuru finds enough fun in it that it makes him smile... but it's always so tempting? it's like seeing free candy and trying to pass it up — it's difficult, really difficult.
because he never passes up the chance to provoke hijikata, there's simply a smirk from him in response, hands clasped in front of his chest. ]
I've seen some pretty scary things in my lifetime, you know — can your "training" manage to top any of that? It looks as if getting the puppy will be easier than I thought.
[ he'll tease back, with the same level of sarcasm. ]
What, do you want it to be terrifying? Training is training. It's discipline. It's not suppose to be scary unless you're implying that you won't listen, then of course, I'd have to be.
[ common sense Tsuru!!!!!! common sense!!!!!! ] But we'll see about it, right?
[ look, why does hijikata sound so surprised... training is no fun if it's doing the same thing over and over. that trains your muscle memory, sure, but training to be mentally prepared is just as important! ]
Duh! It wouldn't be fun if it wasn't terrifying. If it won't try to kill me, it'll bore me to death — and then I'll be so bored that I won't want to listen.
[ what's common sense!!!! can you eat it!!!!!!! ]
Who knows, though? You might end up so surprised that you tell me to go back to being myself in a day or two — which means I'll win, right?
You say you want it to kill you... But if it doesn't you get bored to death... Isn't what you want being accomplished nonetheless?
[ BEING SARCASTIC HERE... he doesn't want to kill Tsurumaru, truly! he wouldn't! he cares to an extent despite being The Evil Hijikata. gosh. ]
Don't get your hopes up. Just be aware that I'm strict, so prepare yourself.
[ but anyway, he can talk about training and stuff like that forever but... it doesn't give him that same accomplishment or thrill if he can't do anything so... time to drop it.
but at what Tsurumaru says, he raises an eyebrow. ]
Will I? Well... Yes, it does mean that. [ Hijikata isn't sure why he's saying something like THAT but... ] You think you'll win in two days?
[ hijikata is so smart!! good boy... but alas, even tsurumaru knows that asking for death from hiji is a lost cause, because at heart, the demon vice commander is actually not that Evil of a guy — not that he's fond of that or anything, no.
at that last question, however, his answer is swift and spontaneous, as if it hadn't required much thought at all. ]
Of course. If you're the person that I think you are, I'll win in two days. If not, then that's fine with me, too — we have the rest of the week.
[ he's betting on hijikata's hidden kindness, stashed in some dark recess of his heart... but if he could fake it for 40 years, then a week is nothing. ]
Should we keep time, starting from now?
u gave me a notif while i was free iths is war now
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but my :3 ?
but finally... Hijikata won the battle. how long were they going back and forth about this? he doesn't remember.
and...
another question. ]
Ah, well... ... ... [ he thinks about it... thinks about it a lot! mostly because he never really thought about it? but... it doesn't take as long to come to a conclusion. when your thought goes from naming - searching for 'pretty' things (which in Hijikata's head pretty = nature), then to his poetry... ]
Ume... Perhaps.
[ yes... Ume! a very pretty flower to make a very pretty name, right? ]
no... no more :3, just :|
he'll give hijikata the false satisfaction of thinking he's won for now — although, tsurumaru was very much present during kashuu's online gossip corner, enough to make a possible connection between that name choice and a certain poem, in particular...
so he beams, as he recites off of the tip of his tongue — ]
Because ume will be ume, is that right?
[ what flower! what are these excuses! ]
what about >:^3
so he hides it by immediately furrowing his eyebrows and scowling at Tsurumaru. ]
Don't say that ever again or I'll cut off your tongue.
[ he crosses his arms and looks away. this mocking! he had enough of it! only Mikazuki truly appreciates his poems... that he's still incredibly shy about sharing. but even so... ]
Can't really think of anything else, though... [ ume is a good name??? it's a good name, he thinks. ]
puts your nose in my pocket, now you have no nose :O
Geez, you always say that — but would you really? It'll grow back, so feel free to deliver on that promise any time.
[ first he's into dog kinks, and now he's into amputation, apparently... humans never cease to amaze him. despite its questionable origins, ume is a nice name, and when he says it, it rolls off of his tongue in the way that a pet's name should, so he brightens. ]
Ume it is, then! You should get used to saying that name out loud, because soon enough, you'll be saying it a lot — especially if it pees on your floors and takes off.
[ the puppy's coming home, hijikata... don't fight it. ]
komyu voice: im just a hole
Yes, I'm serious. Unless you want me to do anything else - or more - I have plenty I can do to you.
[ huff!
... he needs to hide his Hogyoku book... he really does. maybe under his pillows. under his futon? somewhere Tsurumaru won't think of. he can never get his nose into that book. never!
and... nope, still scowling! damn, okay Hijikata. ]
Didn't I just tell you we're not buying any pet?
alright pack your sleeping bags we're going to church
Is that so...? Then, why don't you go ahead and tell me? At this point, I'm going to think that the scariest thing you're capable of is saying that you'll cut off someone's tongue.
[ which is probably pretty scary for most people, but not when you're an ancient sword spirit... no, scratch that, it's probably also scary for a sword spirit, but not when you're one that loves to die.
anyway, hijikata may be difficult, but tsurumaru has the iron stubbornness of a child, so he won't give up easily. ]
And I'm telling you that we are. You can fight me all you want, but I doubt you'll get very far. [ his gaze slides over towards that cast, of course... ]
why nap in church when u can just nap at home
Want me to bite it off instead? I heard if you do that, you can actually bleed to death.
[ Which... may or may not be true. he doesn't truly know. but hey! whatever! buuuut, he lets go because he's giving Tsurumaru another sour glare since he can obviously see Tsurumaru looking at his cast?
his pride is being threatened! ]
You can make fun of me all you want but I will make you regret it later, you know.
[ as of right now... he can just? threaten? sound dangerous? ugh... he really does sound like he's all bark, what the hell... he can't wait to get this damned cast off. ]
the purifying essences of church won't seep into you if you nap at home
still, there's just one thing that he has to point out. ]
That's just like a really aggressive kiss, isn't it?
[ he knows that hijikata's into a lot of strange things, so he's not too surprised to see that bloodplay is apparently on that list of sin... the corners of his lips tug upwards, in a wry smirk. ]
But it's so fun to make fun of you. Plus, that means that I have an entire week to live, if we assume that you'll be better in a week. And once you deliver on all of your threats and kill me, I'll be gone for about... three days, or so.
[ he speaks lightheartedly, though, since he's just joking... well, he has to make preparations in advance for any future mishaps, so — ]
That's why we need the puppy — so that something can keep you company during that time.
i dont need church >:(
[ that remark won't bother him... because, let's be real, Hijikata is pretty shameless? this was a man who shamelessly flirted with customers when he was younger - oh, and not to mention went to Shimabara a bit too much... to spend time with the geishas.
anyway...
he can only let out a sigh in disbelief. ]
I don't need company that badly to get a pet. Do I even look like a pet person to you?
[ don't say that, Hijikata... that just opens up the opportunity for more jokes... ]
would a demon vice commander burst into flames in church...
[ damn... he'd expected to see more resistance than that, but hijikata's shame is just nonexistent. for mr. vanilla petplay and tears, he's pretty resilient against provocations.
but when he asks that next question, tsurumaru kind of... stares, like did he really just ask that, thinkig that tsurumaru would somehow give him the answer he wants? ]
Well, I mean... you make a lot of dog references, don't you? Even if it's in a different way, you've got to be a pet person.
probably... do u want to kill me gosh
[ also biting off someone's tongue does sound kind of gross, he'd rather cut it off? it's easier. kissing is something more romantic anyway.
he knew going the extra step and saying something like that wouldn't really scary Tsurumaru. what a hassle. ]
Well... [ honestly, he really is a pet person? he's just trying really hard to turn Tsurumaru away from going through with all this. ] Is that really any of your business?
well, no.... now we can nap on church's doorstep instead
You could give me some tips on where to start, you know. For all I know, your idea of "behaving" is someone dressed in a maid outfit, waiting on you hand and foot, telling you how pretty you look and how fearsome you are.
[ he may be a thousand years old, but his imagination is still going strong... he taps at his chin, feigning thought for a good three seconds, or so. ]
Well... considering how I've had to hear it before, I'd say it is some of my business. [ ah, yes... that behaving thing? it's way harder than he'd thought. but he gives hijikata a smile anyway, pushing forth another offer. ]
Just give it a try, okay? If it's too much, I'll just take the puppy back to the apartments — I'm sure the rest of the swords wouldn't mind taking care of it.
ugh i dont wanna go to church
You can do that for a week or two, right?
[ probably not.
Ah, well... he covers his mouth with his hand, thoughtfully. looks up, looks to the side... thinking, thinking.
it seems like he didn't stop Tsuru from not getting the puppy at all, but there's at least solution to this. because there's no way he'd get attached to a puppy.. haha. ]
...Hmm... [ he got an idea. ] Perhaps if you at least try to behave, then I'll give you that reward, and you can buy the dog. If not, then no. How about that?
[ he really wants to know what its like for Tsurumaru to behave for at least like... an entire minute?? come on. also bets are fun. ]
we're not going to church we're going to the doorstep and napping
so to give all of that up unnerves him a little, but it can't be too bad... right? he presses his lips together in a thin, worried line, but the expression passes quickly enough, mellowing out into something more familiar, like a childish frown. ]
That's no fun at all... but if that's what you want, then I'm fine with it — on one condition.
[ he lifts a finger. ]
Promise me that during this time, your opinion of me won't worsen.
NO CHURCH
[ he's just... Curious if he's able to do it? that's all? ] Obviously, I'm not implying that you just leave me alone, just don't make my life hell.
[ those are kind of vague directions? oh well. he looks at Tsurumaru with a raised eyebrow, though. that's a weird condition. ]
I don't see why my opinion of you would worsen. But fine.
WHY DO YOU DENY CHURCH
[ — which is obviously sarcasm, and... he's already failing miserably at this.
but he's going to need to do some research? he doesn't know that fine balance between leaving someone alone and making their life semi-hell... ]
Because, you won't yell at me, or frown at me, or scowl at me — and if you don't do those things, then you might forget about me.
[ logic... logic? what's logic. ]
ugh because jesus will never accept me
[ you know... stop baiting him... only to make fun of him about his cast and that he can't do anything!
but he sighs. is that what it's about? ]
How could I ever forget about you? That's ridiculous. [ a pause. ] Yeah... Just stop reminding me I'm injured. That's what I want.
[ he crosses his arms, almost like an angry, pouty child. he just doesn't like being reminded he's injured! it reminds him how useless he is when he doesn't have his legs to use. although, a part of him just never wanted to admit it which is why he always retorted with threats, naturally. but then, nonchalantly: ]
I'm still interested in seeing you behave for once though.
ugh jesus accepts all though
a hand resting at his chin, he huffs quietly — he's pleased with that response, though. ] Then, what else will I talk to you about? I could tell you stories, but since I spent your entire lifetime in some collection, I can't tell you anything relevant to your time.
[ alas, if he's not constantly teasing hijikata, there's not much for him to do. but if it truly bothers him that much, then tsuru will stop... for a week. for $8000 a week, he will stop. ]
I hope you're aware — that I wouldn't, as you say... "behave" for most people. Not even for Haru, not even for any of the other swords.
even demons... ? :o
[ because gosh... even Hijikata can do something like that? he's a pretty rude guy. no, he's rude as hell, but he can.. sort of talk?
sort of. he tries his best. ]
Hmm... [ he's not surprised... really. ] I could take that as an invitation that you want to be trained, then.
How much do you want that puppy? [ and now Hijikata is the one that's slightly teasing? there's definitely a hint of sarcasm in his voice. ]
yes....... if there are fallen angels there can also be.....uh......... risen demons i guess
[ and tsuru finds enough fun in it that it makes him smile... but it's always so tempting? it's like seeing free candy and trying to pass it up — it's difficult, really difficult.
because he never passes up the chance to provoke hijikata, there's simply a smirk from him in response, hands clasped in front of his chest. ]
I've seen some pretty scary things in my lifetime, you know — can your "training" manage to top any of that? It looks as if getting the puppy will be easier than I thought.
[ he'll tease back, with the same level of sarcasm. ]
i can be ur devil or angel
[ or... hear it? same difference. ]
What, do you want it to be terrifying? Training is training. It's discipline. It's not suppose to be scary unless you're implying that you won't listen, then of course, I'd have to be.
[ common sense Tsuru!!!!!! common sense!!!!!! ] But we'll see about it, right?
u can be my......devangel
Duh! It wouldn't be fun if it wasn't terrifying. If it won't try to kill me, it'll bore me to death — and then I'll be so bored that I won't want to listen.
[ what's common sense!!!! can you eat it!!!!!!! ]
Who knows, though? You might end up so surprised that you tell me to go back to being myself in a day or two — which means I'll win, right?
NOO I HATE THS
[ BEING SARCASTIC HERE... he doesn't want to kill Tsurumaru, truly! he wouldn't! he cares to an extent despite being The Evil Hijikata. gosh. ]
Don't get your hopes up. Just be aware that I'm strict, so prepare yourself.
[ but anyway, he can talk about training and stuff like that forever but... it doesn't give him that same accomplishment or thrill if he can't do anything so... time to drop it.
but at what Tsurumaru says, he raises an eyebrow. ]
Will I? Well... Yes, it does mean that. [ Hijikata isn't sure why he's saying something like THAT but... ] You think you'll win in two days?
NO..... PORQUE NO LAS DOS
[ hijikata is so smart!! good boy... but alas, even tsurumaru knows that asking for death from hiji is a lost cause, because at heart, the demon vice commander is actually not that Evil of a guy — not that he's fond of that or anything, no.
at that last question, however, his answer is swift and spontaneous, as if it hadn't required much thought at all. ]
Of course. If you're the person that I think you are, I'll win in two days. If not, then that's fine with me, too — we have the rest of the week.
[ he's betting on hijikata's hidden kindness, stashed in some dark recess of his heart... but if he could fake it for 40 years, then a week is nothing. ]
Should we keep time, starting from now?
u gave me a notif while i was free iths is war now
Huh. What kind of person do you think I even am? I never give up.
[ because he thinks Tsurumaru is implying that he's a kind of person that gives up easily... or something.
buuut okay! ]
Well, if you want then sure. Earlier we start, the earlier we figure out who wins, right? Go ahead.
fight me, war never ends
I WILL FIGHT??? im fighting right now
meet me in the pit and fight me with ur fists
but samurai fight with sord
then fite me with ur sord... one sord no horikawa
what do u have against hori,..
nothing...he's just smol against a tachi
hori can win if i cheer for him
is it because assassination in the darkness is his specialty
yes he can get u when you least expect it
and clearly we got him when he least expected it
tsuru is 5
stop if hes five ur like one (1/2)
(2/2)
wha t the fck
(no subject)
:-)
im gonna punch you
NO PUNCHING
punches u in the gut
WHAT DID I SAY ABT PUNCHIN
PUNCHES U IN THE MOUTH WITH MY....fist
>:( what did ij ust say,
you said hell yeah just sock me where it hurts >:)
i./ you're grounded.
ground me all u want u don't have leggies :P
uhm i have one leg and thats enough to kick an ass
leans across desk seductively kick my ass with that leg
STOP
make me :/ :\