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Mr. Pet Play and Tears ([personal profile] hijiwanwan) wrote2015-09-14 12:06 am
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gravesite: dns (and hungry)

didn't you just say you've never had a dog...

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-04 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tsurumaru certainly hadn't been expecting her to get it right the first time, but it's still funny to watch her try to process it... she looks so confused, like who could 'ume' possibly be?? who's name is that! ]

I'll give that a try.

[ so he calls her more slowly this time, with the syllables stretched out, so that she can hear her name again.

but while the sound manages to make her look in his direction, it doesn't seem as if she's made the connection between this Mysterious Sound and herself yet.

hmm.....well, what about this? he calls for her a third time, but unlike the previous two attempts, he shakes the treat bag.

maybe that'll be enough to convince her? ]
gravesite: (123)

.......that's it i'm kinkshaming

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-04 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ in her excitement for the treats, she nearly knocks him over, but it's okay... she's pure, she's forgiven. he withdraws a treat from the bag and holds it out to her, and she wastes no time in getting the treat from hand to stomach.

listen, the one who needs to be reminded to give her lots of praise will be hijikata, because tsurumaru will find any excuse to shower her in praise. you sat? treat! you gave paw? treat! you peed on hijikata's futon? treat! ]


She's learning! [ it's sort of amazing, to watch her slowly pick up on her name. it's like watching a child grow up... but a puppy. a puppy child?

so once she's finished chewing on the biscuit, he turns her around, before giving him a nod. turbo puppy is ready to run to hijikata!! ]
gravesite: dns ((varying shades of aaaa))

STOP UR FILTHY

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-04 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DOES HIJIKATA KNOW THAT CYBUDDIES DON'T PEE... if he doesn't know, then tsurumaru will splash water on the futon and tell hijikata that ume peed... and then, surprise! cybuddies don't pee! it's water! that's what he'll do.

there's still a moment of hesitation between hijikata calling her name and her rushing over towards him, but it's shorter than last time. and when she runs over, it's clear that the motion had helped, somewhat: she veers over to where his hand is on the futon, not towards his lap.

she nudges his hand with her nose, trying push her head under his palm... that, or she's trying to shove his hand away, so that she can sit there instead. ]


Look, look! She likes you already.

[ it seems as if she's mastered the basics of her name, so this time: ] Let's try calling her name when she's distracted — do you think that'll work?
gravesite: dns (▶ building castles)

slowly dunks you in holy water

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-05 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ nothing's too advanced for her, she's a smart puppy! she can probably figure out being called from another room.

but there's something about that request that bothers tsuru... he doesn't know what it is specifically, since it's a feeling that he can't quite put a name on.

yet, it's enough for him to huff discontentedly, frowning in hijikata's direction. ]


If that's just your way of kicking me out, so that you can have alone time with Ume, I'm not falling for it.

[ that feeling does have a name, though... and clearly, it's jealousy............... ]
gravesite: dns (▶ don't be afraid)

STOP THIS WILL HAVE TO DO church doesn't work

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-05 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ as much as he'd like to spitefully lie and respond with no, nothing's wrong, it doesn't seem as if he can manage it today.... hmm!

so he opts for the middle option, because there's no way that he's just going to blurt out the pure truth, gosh, who does that?? ]


Maybe.

[ he's still looking very unhappy, though.... but he pushes himself up to his feet, crossing the room to sit next to hijikata, glancing at him curiously. ]

Is there something you want?
gravesite: dns (▶ push my mind around)

ACCEPT HOLY WATER INTO YOUR LIFE

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-05 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ah........... what's this? what's this??? a patting motion... a pat?? a pat?!?! a pat!!!! a pat from hijikata!!!!!!!

it startles him, but not in a bad way — it's a soothing sort of motion that lulls him into this calm feeling, eyes closing shut slowly; and needless to say, anything about him that looked remotely unhappy has disappeared within the past few seconds.

so when the patting motion stops, tsurumaru reaches up, placing his own hand on top of hijikata's — as if to say no, keep your hand there for a little longer.

he's smiling a lot, though, enough to make his cheeks hurt just a bit. ]
Does it bother you that much?
gravesite: meniscus; dnt (149)

ur swords may be faster than me but u arent

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-06 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ AAAAA why does she compete with him!! he shoots ume this dirty glare when she scrabbles up towards hijikata's hand, but it only lasts for a second, because there's still a warm, kind hand on his head and that's more than enough to soothe his........ not-jealousy, gosh. who's jealous!!!!!

also, as much as tsurumaru would love to remind him again that he's 962 and hijikata is only 181... there's a more tempting retort that he selects. ]


Then, you wouldn't mind me bothering you every five minutes?

[ if hijikata's going to be sarcastic, then he'll be equally as sarcastic back! but five minutes is not actually an overestimate at all, because tsuru is all about receiving attention... the abandonment complex is here and very real and very present?? ]
gravesite: dns (▶ what's all the trouble)

uhm u'll throw out ur back running

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-06 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to get on my hands and knees, then? [ into the sin bin with you! but he's also kidding... maybe... sort of...

for all we know, he could very well not be kidding at all. but he sees that opportunity!! so he reaches out, yanking at hijikata's wrist, trying to, well... there's a part of him that wants to hold his hand, and then there's another part of him that wants to press his cheek against his hand, but he goes with the second option.

except, he's still trying to tug... tug, tug... in the meantime — ]
Not that anyone's ever let me do that, you know — to mention what bothers me.

[ because, you know, he's a sword. no one asks swords these questions as if they're actual people!!

he smiles sweetly, but in the way that people smile before they say something unpleasant. ]
If you ask me, nasty looks are more effective.
gravesite: dns (▶ i fucked up well)

yes u will :/

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-06 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is why he's filthy!! but that'll have to wait for another time, when ume isn't watching with her pure, innocent eyes...

currently, she's managed to wriggle her way onto his lap, and tsuru reaches out to idly scratch the back of her head with his free hand. ]


I'm way older than you. [ to him, hijikata's both a small, young sproutling and an incredibly old bean.

but then..... what's this? what's this! as of today, there seem to be lots of interesting developments... hmm... how curious..... ]


Oh? [ looking at the hand, then back at hijikata... and after blinking in surprise, he smirks. ] You're feeling a bit more forward today, aren't you?
Edited (who can close brackets not me) 2016-04-06 22:23 (UTC)
gravesite: dns (im sleepy)

nevr.... latches onto

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-07 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ gosh, do you not realize it when you grab someone else's hand...! out of curiosity, tsurumaru will try to pry his hand away; not that he wants to, but just to see what he'd do. in a usual situation, hijikata would pull away, wouldn't he? ]

Then, you should be willing to let go — [ an experimental yank, but if anything, his grip has only tightened.

while he does like to tease him, he's usually never this persistent?? so tsurumaru's going to cover all his bases first, just in case. ]


Did I do something wrong? You're only like this when I've knocked over your tea set, or bleached your dark kimonos... and I haven't done anything like that lately.

[ snrk... ] Or, is this something else entirely?
gravesite: dns (104)

this is why you're from a r18 cd series

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's pulled close enough to the point where everything is now closer than he knows what to do with, and he freezes, now only dimly aware of everything around him; how he's so close that tsurumaru can feel the warmth that radiates off of him, and if he breathes, he picks up certain scents, of tea and ink and faint kiseru smoke, and all of it makes him dizzy because he's so close, filling his ears with the sound of his own heartbeat and the sounds of those words and what those words mean.

still, even if his embarrassment is blatantly obvious, his cheeks a darker tint of red by now — he likes this, more than he wants to admit. he fumbles for words to say, but finds that none of them will make it right then and there; so instead, he gives hijikata's hand a light squeeze, glancing off towards the side. ]


No, I don't... dislike it at all. [ and for some reason, he adds on the next part, a bit more quietly. ] I think you should do it more often.

[ both the handholding and the... you know. anyway, while not as much as before, tsurumaru's going to attempt to regain some footing. there's a pause of deliberation, and then he bounces back with a wry smile, resuming the teasing sort of tone to his voice. ]

And, if I said that I wanted it to be something else... what would you do? Would you prove to me that there's actually some bite to your bark?

[ listen, ume might be asleep, but she's learning all of this filthy talk in her sleep... goodbye puppy purity. ]
gravesite: dns (▶ and climb up in me.)

stop you'll do dirty things with him in the sin bin also help me im Dying in the feel puddle

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-04-08 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's true that any sort of embarrassment will show through before he can hide it — and in this situation, he can't even bury his face in his hands, as he usually would; not that doing that would help, but he can try... ]

Of course I like it. Why would you ask something that obvious?

[ HUFF!!! immediately, he just snaps his mouth shut, because what he'd thought to and what he'd actually said were two completely different things... there's a stranger thought that nearly follows his words, but he manages to keep it unspoken; although, it would have sounded a whole lot like, i like everything about you.

but then he's pulled forward, and there's a curious sensation against his cheek — and while swords don't know about this in the way that humans do, it doesn't take much for him to realize, glancing up at hijikata with a stunned, awed sort of look, and what he doesn't know how to vocalize expresses itself visually, all at once —

— which means, well... they now have falling cherry blossoms to go with this. they're falling at a fast rate! but he does know one thing — that it makes him happier than he remembers being in a very long time, enough to want to thoughtfully return the favor, tilting his head to shake some petals out of his hair. ]


I expected something more like... this.

[ he takes a deeeeeep, confident breath... and then leans his weight forward, gently pressing his lips against hijikata's, this time. ]

YOU LOOK HERE......

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your re: title game was real

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re: hello! *squishies balloon*

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why are u filthy (peeps face)

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(komyu voice) pop

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he scream at own ass

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