[ as she steps through the door of the cybuddy grooming place, she decides to feign politeness for now, bowing her head meekly at the man that she sees — while simultaneously trying to come up with ways to, you know, crush him, make him suffer, make him grovel at her feet, or all of the above.
she then lifts her head with a bright, pleasant smile, and with his back turned to her for now, she doesn't recognize him right away. ]
My name is Misaya Reiroukan, and as of today, I'll begin working here. If you have the time, I was wondering if you could show me around—
[ but then he does turn around, and ah.......... her smile immediately vanishes, eyes narrowing in distaste. ]
You're that disobedient dog. Who knew you actually worked at a place like this — how fitting.
[ Hijikata was mostly looking at paperwork. briefing over what needs to be done during his shift but he hears... that voice. a familiar one, at least. although, it's not a really pleasant familiar he has to admit.
but maybe he's just thinking too hard about it and decides to turn around andddd -- oh.
it's her.
his neutral, plain expression immediately turns... grumpier. ]
You should watch that tongue of yours before you say anything else. I might actually have to cut it off this time to get you to shut your trap.
[ his eyebrows furrowed. ]
And if you're going to be a new worker here then act like it. Don't even think about trying to talk back to me or I won't hesitate to deliver a fitting punishment. Are we clear?
[ one day, hijikata's threats will actually work on someone. sadly, today doesn't seem to be that day — in fact, his pathetic threats amuse her enough to make her laugh, after he's finished. ]
You don't know the horrors of a woman, after all.
[ she lifts her head, meeting his gaze fearlessly. as far as she's concerned, he's all bark and no bite. and even if he did try to bite — ]
Try any of that, and you'll see just how fast my dogs can turn you into mincemeat. But lay a single hand on me, and I'll crush your skull myself.
[ this is what her dogs are here for: both as companions to keep her company during work, and as guards to help her punish those who would disrespect her, like this man before her. clearly, he needs to be brought down to his knees if he continues to fail to comprehend the notion of respect. ]
Unless you're prepared to be thoroughly eviscerated by a first-rate magus, I suggest you search for your manners on how to properly talk to ladies.
[ simple as that. while her voice is just... grating for Hijikata's ears because how DARE she defies him, her threats don't really phase him. though, they do kind of piss him off? ugh... he's going to get so many more grey hairs at this rate, he can only sigh. ]
I don't even know what you're talking about -- [ because what Is a magus? ]
Besides, you are the one that's new here, right? Listen to your superiors before I can give you an ounce of respect.
[ well, he can always look into hair dye... seeing how he works THREE JOBS and doesn't spend his money on anything! but she gives up for now, seeing how the rest of her attempts at threatening him are futile. but before she concludes, she has to get one last remark in. ]
You are a coworker, not a superior. The people that I detest the most are men that are full of themselves.
[ ANYWAY... she goes silent then, taking a moment to glance around the room. in the meantime, her dogs might walk up to him, sniffing his hand curiously. ]
Then, give me something worth listening to. If you go on about how I should listen without giving me any kind of task, then that's just unreasonable.
[ — which is her indirect way of asking for something to do, or to be shown where everything is, or a combination of the above. ]
[ so technically... he's SORT OF a superior? but whatever. he'll just give Misaya this final look.
but with his last sigh... lord, he's already tired and the day just started...
Hijikata does offer his palm to the dogs in the meantime -- showing he isn't a threat! so after they get a good sniff of his hand he's going to pet them. he must.
besides... it's pretty normal looking to pet dogs in a cybuddy groomer... so it doesn't look out of place for a demon vice commander. yes. ]
Well, first... You need to put these guys in the back or outside. We can't have dogs running around, they might get in the way.
[ for such an unpleasant man, he seems perfectly amicable to her dogs — and given his gestures, he knows what he's doing. he seems kinder to dogs than he is to people, and that's something misaya fully understands. people just suck, anyway. ]
Fine. I'll put them in the back, but I won't hesitate to send them anything — or anyone — that threatens me.
[ she promptly pushes past him to the back employee door, with her dogs following; one even licks hijikata's hand on its way out. and after making sure that no one else is watching, she gives each of them a tiny pat on the head, before leaving them there for now.
but back to business!! there's a large moment of silence between them, and then an awkward clear of her throat, because for once, the words coming out of her mouth are somewhat of a compliment. and she isn't used to complimenting people that she's just met, so she's going to sound a little more hesitant, this time. ]
You handle dogs well, don't you? I can tell, from how you interacted with mine.
[ because the dogs did nothing wrong... that's why.
what the fuck Misaya just relax... this is a normal, peaceful dog groomer shop!? these threats... ]
I wouldn't have this job if I couldn't.
[ a faaairly simple answer. Hijikata still can't believe he has to be a co-worker with... her! ugh.
but then there's a small yapping coming from the back door! of course, it's not a bad one because Hijikata knows it's the one and only Ume! but he still whips his head around and goes to the door to check...
only to find that tiny puppy Ume is trying to play with the big dobermans... oh...
it's actually kind of cute...
Hijikata only sighs with relief. ] Geez... I thought you were causing trouble.
[ listen, she doesn't know what relaxing is?? she has to be like this at ALL times.
but the yap that comes from the back room is far too high-pitched to be one of her own dogs, so out of curiosity, she peers back into the room again...
and finds the tiniest, fluffiest shiba puppy enthusiastically trying to sniff-greet her dobermans — who are receptive in return, if not cautious, because ume is bouncing and moving around everywhere and without misaya's orders, they're just gentle hunting dogs... big friendly giants that don't want to accidentally step on ume.
she laughs, just a little bit — and then snaps her mouth shut when she catches herself. who's laughing? not her! she doesn't believe in laughter! ]
Is that one yours? That doesn't seem like a dog you would own.
[ look at how small Ume is... very tiny puppy. so cute, isn't she. she's only a one month old puppy, and Hijikata doesn't like leaving her at the house sometimes!
it's good exercise for the fluffy lil shibe when he takes her to his job. ]
It was a gift... Sort of.
[ WAS... IT??? More like "surprise! pet dog now!" and of course, Hijikata wouldn't send her away. ]
Is that a problem? It's best to own a young dog to train them properly, anyway.
[ she is very small and fluffy... but misaya isn't so easily swayed by fluffy puppies! at least, not when anyone else is around. so she's going to watch ume try to keep up with her dogs, who are doing their best to accommodate for this small creature; there's a loud snort, and then some snarky commentary. ]
Someone would buy you a puppy?
[ who, honestly... who would find him pleasant enough to do such a thing? hmm! though, she's only known him for a grand total of what... five minutes? plus the time in the strange temple, and all of that probably doesn't even add up to an entire hour. ]
I never said it was a problem. Putting false words in my mouth means that you still haven't learned how to use your words properly. How disgraceful.
[ ugh!! she's tired. but moving past that — ] Have you taught her how to sit yet?
[ if there's anything that misaya hates, being called a child is one of them. having been raised in a noble household means that even at her age, she knows more of being an adult than she does of being a child. her childhood was spent studying, anyway! what are games... what is fun... what are friends?
she bristles visibly, shooting him a dark, furious glare. ] If you value your life, you will not repeat that remark.
[ why is he like this?? but her dogs do sense their owner's anger, so she'll quickly reach out with a hand, patting their heads to tell them that everything's okay. patting them also does calm her a bit, because dealing with dogs is easier than dealing with people. in that regard, they're similar. ]
You have more than one?
[ she is pure and not ready to hear about his dark abyss of kinks ]
but why did he pause? is thinking about the other dog painful? was it a dear comrade to hijikata, perhaps, before he couldn't see it anymore?
anyway, because misaya is very concerned about the livelihood of dogs, she'll even be kind enough to ask for more details, allowing worry to cross her expression. ]
[ fine, she'll let him and all of his hidden sins off for today...
but misaya will also glance towards the clock, and hmm... it says 11:59AM, which is certainly enough to take a lunch break without any consequences. look at that! break already!
it's perfectly valid though, so she turns back towards him, speaking in a confident tone that sounds a bit difficult to refuse. ]
You wouldn't mind accompanying me for a coffee break, would you?
Honestly, Hijikata hadn't actually ever tried coffee in his life!? he's been here for about 4 months, but still, he's a tea kind of man. green tea, to be exact. he's seen other types of tea in the store but ??? green tea is where it's at! ]
Ah...
[ well, he can't just ASK what coffee is like so. yeah. ]
I guess. Is there... [ you get coffee at cafes too, right? ] A cafe around here?
[ while misaya would usually prefer no company at all, even she knows that it isn't wise to wander by herself when she doesn't... know the area well enough yet.
so! she's kind of hoping that hijikata knows where there are nearby places to eat, and from there, she can probably pick out a cafe.
probably. don't have too much faith in a girl who usually had meals brought to her by servants and has a high-class palette overall. ]
[ he's about to learn what coffee is... baby's first coffee at age 33, apparently.
if he doesn't mind, she'll peer over to also look at his screen, to see where they're headed — although she has to tiptoe... just a little bit...
ANYWAY, she's quickly resting both her feet on the floor after checking the location of the cafe, clearing her throat. ]
That's fine with me.
[ that's all the approval she'll give, before she whisks around, immediately heading out and expecting him to follow. the cafe seemed pretty close though, so it won't take them too long to get there, even by foot. ]
but nonetheless, time to go to that cafe! although, while they walk there Hijikata is pretty much going to be 100% silent unless someone strikes up a conversation? Sorry, Misaya, you have socially inept co-worker here.
hopefully this coffee won't taste bad too... that's his worry. ]
then he'll spill coffee on his papers until he learns not to inhale the bean juice
[ misaya won't do anything to break this wonderful silence between them, because it means no useless conversation? she's not one for small talk, anyway. if hijikata doesn't find it awkward, then neither does she. two socially inept people walking together... the miracle.
anyway, it seems that they've arrived!! she steps in first, not bothering to hold the door for him like the... kind person she is.
there's already a small line, however, so it gives them plenty of time to examine the menu.
out of curiosity, she'll ask him — ] How do you like your coffee?
but aside from her eyebrows lifting slightly, she doesn't voice her surprise, because she sees this as an opportunity to show off her knowledge? her expertise?
even if it's just coffee, ultimately.
so she glances at the menu boards, but it doesn't take long for her to pick out a coffee for him. ]
Then, try an espresso. It tastes bitter — which means that you and it have much in common already.
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she then lifts her head with a bright, pleasant smile, and with his back turned to her for now, she doesn't recognize him right away. ]
My name is Misaya Reiroukan, and as of today, I'll begin working here. If you have the time, I was wondering if you could show me around—
[ but then he does turn around, and ah.......... her smile immediately vanishes, eyes narrowing in distaste. ]
You're that disobedient dog. Who knew you actually worked at a place like this — how fitting.
misaya <___< >___>
but maybe he's just thinking too hard about it and decides to turn around andddd -- oh.
it's her.
his neutral, plain expression immediately turns... grumpier. ]
You should watch that tongue of yours before you say anything else. I might actually have to cut it off this time to get you to shut your trap.
[ his eyebrows furrowed. ]
And if you're going to be a new worker here then act like it. Don't even think about trying to talk back to me or I won't hesitate to deliver a fitting punishment. Are we clear?
hijikata <_____< >_____>
You don't know the horrors of a woman, after all.
[ she lifts her head, meeting his gaze fearlessly. as far as she's concerned, he's all bark and no bite. and even if he did try to bite — ]
Try any of that, and you'll see just how fast my dogs can turn you into mincemeat. But lay a single hand on me, and I'll crush your skull myself.
[ this is what her dogs are here for: both as companions to keep her company during work, and as guards to help her punish those who would disrespect her, like this man before her. clearly, he needs to be brought down to his knees if he continues to fail to comprehend the notion of respect. ]
Unless you're prepared to be thoroughly eviscerated by a first-rate magus, I suggest you search for your manners on how to properly talk to ladies.
<___________>
[ simple as that. while her voice is just... grating for Hijikata's ears because how DARE she defies him, her threats don't really phase him. though, they do kind of piss him off? ugh... he's going to get so many more grey hairs at this rate, he can only sigh. ]
I don't even know what you're talking about -- [ because what Is a magus? ]
Besides, you are the one that's new here, right? Listen to your superiors before I can give you an ounce of respect.
why are your eyes backwards
You are a coworker, not a superior. The people that I detest the most are men that are full of themselves.
[ ANYWAY... she goes silent then, taking a moment to glance around the room. in the meantime, her dogs might walk up to him, sniffing his hand curiously. ]
Then, give me something worth listening to. If you go on about how I should listen without giving me any kind of task, then that's just unreasonable.
[ — which is her indirect way of asking for something to do, or to be shown where everything is, or a combination of the above. ]
because i can do what i want
[ so technically... he's SORT OF a superior? but whatever. he'll just give Misaya this final look.
but with his last sigh... lord, he's already tired and the day just started...
Hijikata does offer his palm to the dogs in the meantime -- showing he isn't a threat! so after they get a good sniff of his hand he's going to pet them. he must.
besides... it's pretty normal looking to pet dogs in a cybuddy groomer... so it doesn't look out of place for a demon vice commander. yes. ]
Well, first... You need to put these guys in the back or outside. We can't have dogs running around, they might get in the way.
did you sign your own permit
Fine. I'll put them in the back, but I won't hesitate to send them anything — or anyone — that threatens me.
[ she promptly pushes past him to the back employee door, with her dogs following; one even licks hijikata's hand on its way out. and after making sure that no one else is watching, she gives each of them a tiny pat on the head, before leaving them there for now.
but back to business!! there's a large moment of silence between them, and then an awkward clear of her throat, because for once, the words coming out of her mouth are somewhat of a compliment. and she isn't used to complimenting people that she's just met, so she's going to sound a little more hesitant, this time. ]
You handle dogs well, don't you? I can tell, from how you interacted with mine.
yes.... i did
what the fuck Misaya just relax... this is a normal, peaceful dog groomer shop!? these threats... ]
I wouldn't have this job if I couldn't.
[ a faaairly simple answer. Hijikata still can't believe he has to be a co-worker with... her! ugh.
but then there's a small yapping coming from the back door! of course, it's not a bad one because Hijikata knows it's the one and only Ume! but he still whips his head around and goes to the door to check...
only to find that tiny puppy Ume is trying to play with the big dobermans... oh...
it's actually kind of cute...
Hijikata only sighs with relief. ] Geez... I thought you were causing trouble.
puts your permit through the shredder
but the yap that comes from the back room is far too high-pitched to be one of her own dogs, so out of curiosity, she peers back into the room again...
and finds the tiniest, fluffiest shiba puppy enthusiastically trying to sniff-greet her dobermans — who are receptive in return, if not cautious, because ume is bouncing and moving around everywhere and without misaya's orders, they're just gentle hunting dogs... big friendly giants that don't want to accidentally step on ume.
she laughs, just a little bit — and then snaps her mouth shut when she catches herself. who's laughing? not her! she doesn't believe in laughter! ]
Is that one yours? That doesn't seem like a dog you would own.
[ she's kind of... charmed, actually. ]
walks back here a half month late
it's good exercise for the fluffy lil shibe when he takes her to his job. ]
It was a gift... Sort of.
[ WAS... IT??? More like "surprise! pet dog now!" and of course, Hijikata wouldn't send her away. ]
Is that a problem? It's best to own a young dog to train them properly, anyway.
it's okay i forgive you
Someone would buy you a puppy?
[ who, honestly... who would find him pleasant enough to do such a thing? hmm! though, she's only known him for a grand total of what... five minutes? plus the time in the strange temple, and all of that probably doesn't even add up to an entire hour. ]
I never said it was a problem. Putting false words in my mouth means that you still haven't learned how to use your words properly. How disgraceful.
[ ugh!! she's tired. but moving past that — ] Have you taught her how to sit yet?
:happy emoji:
That's none of your business.
[ whatever though. ]
You can say that all you want, but I think I know how to talk. You're still a child.
[ at least, she looks really young. so, a child. but immediately: ]
She does. I make sure to train all my dogs immediately. [ "dogs"...? ]
:balloon emoji:
she bristles visibly, shooting him a dark, furious glare. ] If you value your life, you will not repeat that remark.
[ why is he like this?? but her dogs do sense their owner's anger, so she'll quickly reach out with a hand, patting their heads to tell them that everything's okay. patting them also does calm her a bit, because dealing with dogs is easier than dealing with people. in that regard, they're similar. ]
You have more than one?
[ she is pure and not ready to hear about his dark abyss of kinks ]
hi!!!
but
uh...
Hijikata pauses - like, one of those "oh shit I just said that" kind of pause. then he coughs.
ahem. ]
I use to.
[ YEAH. . . ] Right now she's the only one I have.
hello!!!!
but why did he pause? is thinking about the other dog painful? was it a dear comrade to hijikata, perhaps, before he couldn't see it anymore?
anyway, because misaya is very concerned about the livelihood of dogs, she'll even be kind enough to ask for more details, allowing worry to cross her expression. ]
Did something happen to your other one?
[ >:) ]
hi!!! :KNIFE:
he'll just shrug it off. ]
No. Just not here.
[ his words are curt, straight to the point. ]
Anyway, we have work to do. We shouldn't be standing around - we wasted enough time.
[ he looks at the clock though... almost time for the lunch break though, hmm... ]
hello!!!! :balloon knife:
but misaya will also glance towards the clock, and hmm... it says 11:59AM, which is certainly enough to take a lunch break without any consequences. look at that! break already!
it's perfectly valid though, so she turns back towards him, speaking in a confident tone that sounds a bit difficult to refuse. ]
You wouldn't mind accompanying me for a coffee break, would you?
UGH I HATE THIS
Honestly, Hijikata hadn't actually ever tried coffee in his life!? he's been here for about 4 months, but still, he's a tea kind of man. green tea, to be exact. he's seen other types of tea in the store but ??? green tea is where it's at! ]
Ah...
[ well, he can't just ASK what coffee is like so. yeah. ]
I guess. Is there... [ you get coffee at cafes too, right? ] A cafe around here?
BITTER COFFEE FOR THE BITTER MAN
so! she's kind of hoping that hijikata knows where there are nearby places to eat, and from there, she can probably pick out a cafe.
probably. don't have too much faith in a girl who usually had meals brought to her by servants and has a high-class palette overall. ]
I... was hoping you'd know the answer to that.
let hijikata have his bitter bean juice
uhm.
Hijikata usually just visits the tea house in the pleasure district to see Mikazuki. if not, there's also the bars.
he's never actually been to a cafe for a "coffee run". ] Give me a moment.
[ because he's not a FOOL, and will just use the CERESmap app on his cellphone.
it doesn't take him long to reach a conclusion. ]
Looks like there's one down the street from here, is that good?
he's going to be awake 24/7 with his bitter bean juice
if he doesn't mind, she'll peer over to also look at his screen, to see where they're headed — although she has to tiptoe... just a little bit...
ANYWAY, she's quickly resting both her feet on the floor after checking the location of the cafe, clearing her throat. ]
That's fine with me.
[ that's all the approval she'll give, before she whisks around, immediately heading out and expecting him to follow. the cafe seemed pretty close though, so it won't take them too long to get there, even by foot. ]
ugh what if he gets coffee jitters tho...
[ looks like he'll be following her... Whatever.
but nonetheless, time to go to that cafe! although, while they walk there Hijikata is pretty much going to be 100% silent unless someone strikes up a conversation? Sorry, Misaya, you have socially inept co-worker here.
hopefully this coffee won't taste bad too... that's his worry. ]
then he'll spill coffee on his papers until he learns not to inhale the bean juice
anyway, it seems that they've arrived!! she steps in first, not bothering to hold the door for him like the... kind person she is.
there's already a small line, however, so it gives them plenty of time to examine the menu.
out of curiosity, she'll ask him — ] How do you like your coffee?
coffee stains.. the worst enemy, honestly
he takes a quick look around.
then at the menu.
. . . that's a lot of choices. ]
I... [ HAND TO CHIN... HOW... DOES HE LIKE IT... he should probably come clean. ] Never had it before...
[ there it is... ]
you can't erase coffee stains from paper, don't spill it over
but aside from her eyebrows lifting slightly, she doesn't voice her surprise, because she sees this as an opportunity to show off her knowledge? her expertise?
even if it's just coffee, ultimately.
so she glances at the menu boards, but it doesn't take long for her to pick out a coffee for him. ]
Then, try an espresso. It tastes bitter — which means that you and it have much in common already.
[ please appreciate her lame humor she tried ]
*spills it on misaya*
her dogs will shred you to pieces
its fine i have a dog kink
not that literally wtf
:-( but
(you voice) are we going to be masochists this early