Also, why is Kashuu like this, because he's got a BONE TO PICK with that statement and he's also still not answering the question?! It's hard to tell if he's being evasive or if he's actually just genuinely this easy to distract.]
I don't know why you keep saying stuff like that. How many times do I have to say I'm not even part of your group anymore?
[MEANWHILE, TRYING TO GRAB HIS STUFF BACK FUCK OFF HIJIKATA]
[ It's like you're surprised Hijikata is like this???
ALSO Hijikata will TURN AWAY from Kashuu when he tries to nab the stuff he gave him! You were a fool Kashuu! You shouldn't have given it to him in the first place! The fool was you!!! ]
As much as I respect that I can't ignore how people still try to group you with us. Learn to behave properly.
[ BECAUSE, WELL... Shinsengumis ride and die together! So... It's kind of unavoidable...? Sorry Kashuu. ]
You won't get this back until you answer me. [ now he's just being like an overbearing mom... ]
[Unless SOMEONE'S been going around telling people that he used to be part of the Shinsengumi, because he sure isn't...
...Ah, actually, he's surrounded by motormouth swords so he probably should have expected this sooner. HM. Well, anyway, more important things to focus on right now like getting his shit back!! He's still reaching for it... It's like a game of keep-away, how fun!]
Just gimme my stuff back and then I'll answer you, okay?
[He never learned to behave properly?! This is Kashuu on a good behavior day.]
[ ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GOING TO ARGUE OVER THIS LIKE 5 YEAR OLDs...
Yes.
Yes they will. BECAUSE HIJIKATA IS DETERMINED TO GET HIS ANSWER... Which means he'll act as stubborn and dumb as Kashuu right now! So, yeah, every attempt Kashuu does to reach for the bundle of clothes, Hijikata will take a step back, pull the clothes away from his reach, ect. ]
Then I'll...
[ AH, RIGHT. ]
Feed it to the pig.
[ Yes. The pig that Souji suddenly gave Hijikata to babysit for eternity now... Make your move Kashmoney. ]
STOP HE'S JUST DOING HIS BEST, A LONE BEAN, TRYING HARD
Because now Kashuu is just fueled by the fact that he doesn't want to tell Hijikata for no other reason than because Hijikata is trying to get an answer! Even if it's well-deserved, considering he's the one whose house is being invaded... But hey, when has Kashuu ever employed the strategic use of common sense before??]
What pig? Where did you get a pig? Did you take one of Chihiro's? Oh my god, what's wrong with you?!
[ KASHUU... CALM DOWN. He wouldn't take a pig from a girl he doesn't even know! But it looks like his plan worked nonetheless (sort of).
All according to keikaku (T/N: Keikaku means plan)... ]
No, when Souji left he said to ... Keep it, I guess. I couldn't really say no to something like that. [ BECAUSE... Souji's gone, and he'd feel bad to just give it away? Yeah... ]
[HE CAN'T BE CALM WHEN HE THINKS HIJIKATA IS A PIG THIEF.
But wow, who's Souji? Who's Saizo?? He doesn't know, a mystery!!]
That pig's too small to eat anything.
[Huffing with irritation...! But he'll at least step away after that, since apparently he's done with acting like he's five. For now.]
I think they just got me confused with someone else, is all. I didn't wanna cut down random people if they haven't actually done anything wrong, so I just got outta there like, asap.
[He's leaving out a lot of details but at least this is a kinda-sorta explanationish thing?! Maybe, if he squints.]
[ Well, it would becaue he wouldn't want to actually give the pig anything unhealthy to eat... But ANYWAY, since Kashuu and Hijikata are both done acting like five year olds and everything seemed to have calmed down ...
He'll place the bundle of clothes on the table in the main room! ]
Oh, but that's odd though. [ Despite Kashuu being a GREMLIN, Hijikata knows he wouldn't break the law on purpose... Right. Right? ]
He'll watch VERY CLOSELY as Hijikata moves to place the clothes on the table, like he's still somewhat suspicious that he might try to feed it to a pig at the last second anyway. Trust no pig-stealer...
As far as law breaking goes, Kashuu is no lawless hooligan! Mostly. Even though the copbots seemed to have taken a liking to trying to arrest him for stupid reasons.]
The only suspicious part is that I keep ending up in stupid situations like this even without those robots being around. I don't have time to deal with stuff like this when there are more important things to be doing, y'know?
[ wtf, Kashuu. Trust Hijikata for at least 0.2 seconds for once. ]
Well, if it wasn't those robots chasing you down then what?
[ Aren't they all not working? Aren't they most of the police force? Who wanted to point fingers at Kashuu and say he's a criminal? HMMM... So many questions.
Or maybe someone just has a bone to pick with Kashuu, or has a grudge. Who knows. ]
Hm. If you need some help maybe we can fix it, you just need to be a bit more specific.
[ If there's a guy that needs to be hunted down and threatened into submission... HELL YEA!!! ]
[Look, he trusted Hijikata enough to come here when on the run. Isn't that a good start??]
Just some weird guys. [Maybe he's not trying to be evasive here. Maybe he's just that bad at describing things...]
I've never seen 'em, but they look like the kinda people that hang out near the really sketchy parts of the entertainment district. Like I said, they probably just got me mixed up with someone else, but I didn't wanna deal with 'em.
[Read: he didn't want to risk ruining his outfit (or the outfit he was carrying) by kicking rando ass.]
Also of course Kashuu wouldn't want to get his outfit dirty. Not a surprise! If he actually said that out loud Hijikata would probably judge Kashuu at 100 MPH. ]
So you're sure we don't need to go find them and get them to leave you alone?
[It might be it! It might not be!! Who knows!!! Kashuu doesn't seem keen on extrapolating any further than what he's already said, in any case. Good thing too because he avoids 100mph judgment that way...]
I'm sure, I'm sure. It's really not that big of a deal. [SAYS THE PERSON WHO RAN OVER LIKE THEIR SHOES WERE ON FIRE.
But after a second of thought, he'll add:] If they bother me again, I'll let you know, okay?
[Giving Hijikata someone to chase down and threaten would probably be good for his morale or something, he figures.]
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hijiwanwan) wrote2015-09-14 12:06 am
stop its because he was raised by hooligans??
Also, why is Kashuu like this, because he's got a BONE TO PICK with that statement and he's also still not answering the question?! It's hard to tell if he's being evasive or if he's actually just genuinely this easy to distract.]
I don't know why you keep saying stuff like that. How many times do I have to say I'm not even part of your group anymore?
[MEANWHILE, TRYING TO GRAB HIS STUFF BACK FUCK OFF HIJIKATA]
hooligans as in souji or..........
ALSO Hijikata will TURN AWAY from Kashuu when he tries to nab the stuff he gave him! You were a fool Kashuu! You shouldn't have given it to him in the first place! The fool was you!!! ]
As much as I respect that I can't ignore how people still try to group you with us. Learn to behave properly.
[ BECAUSE, WELL... Shinsengumis ride and die together! So... It's kind of unavoidable...? Sorry Kashuu. ]
You won't get this back until you answer me. [ now he's just being like an overbearing mom... ]
the entire gumi squad honestly
[Unless SOMEONE'S been going around telling people that he used to be part of the Shinsengumi, because he sure isn't...
...Ah, actually, he's surrounded by motormouth swords so he probably should have expected this sooner. HM. Well, anyway, more important things to focus on right now like getting his shit back!! He's still reaching for it... It's like a game of keep-away, how fun!]
Just gimme my stuff back and then I'll answer you, okay?
[He never learned to behave properly?! This is Kashuu on a good behavior day.]
wtf listen now
Well. Such is life.. ]
No way.
[ THEY'RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO PLAY KEEP AWAY AT THIS POINT! ]
I'll put this on a really high shelf if I have to until you behave. Just spit it out already.
IS IT NOT TRUE
What the hell kind of threat is that supposed to be?!
[Does he think Kashuu isn't willing to climb like a monkey all over the furniture!! He's in for a rude awakening!]
Give it back! I don't have to tell you anything—!
[Wow, what an ungrateful criminal fugitive.]
AAAAAA LISTEN HIJIKATA ONLY DOES HIS BEST WHY IS KASHUU A FCKIN GREMLIN
Yes.
Yes they will. BECAUSE HIJIKATA IS DETERMINED TO GET HIS ANSWER... Which means he'll act as stubborn and dumb as Kashuu right now! So, yeah, every attempt Kashuu does to reach for the bundle of clothes, Hijikata will take a step back, pull the clothes away from his reach, ect. ]
Then I'll...
[ AH, RIGHT. ]
Feed it to the pig.
[ Yes. The pig that Souji suddenly gave Hijikata to babysit for eternity now... Make your move Kashmoney. ]
STOP HE'S JUST DOING HIS BEST, A LONE BEAN, TRYING HARD
Because now Kashuu is just fueled by the fact that he doesn't want to tell Hijikata for no other reason than because Hijikata is trying to get an answer! Even if it's well-deserved, considering he's the one whose house is being invaded... But hey, when has Kashuu ever employed the strategic use of common sense before??]
What pig? Where did you get a pig? Did you take one of Chihiro's? Oh my god, what's wrong with you?!
[Did he just straight-up forget about Saizo...
Apparently.]
UGGGGH KASH GREMLIN MONEY
[ KASHUU... CALM DOWN. He wouldn't take a pig from a girl he doesn't even know! But it looks like his plan worked nonetheless (sort of).
All according to keikaku (T/N: Keikaku means plan)... ]
No, when Souji left he said to ... Keep it, I guess. I couldn't really say no to something like that. [ BECAUSE... Souji's gone, and he'd feel bad to just give it away? Yeah... ]
Well?
[ HE'S WAITING... ]
AAA LET HIM LIVE
But wow, who's Souji? Who's Saizo?? He doesn't know, a mystery!!]
That pig's too small to eat anything.
[Huffing with irritation...! But he'll at least step away after that, since apparently he's done with acting like he's five. For now.]
I think they just got me confused with someone else, is all. I didn't wanna cut down random people if they haven't actually done anything wrong, so I just got outta there like, asap.
[He's leaving out a lot of details but at least this is a kinda-sorta explanationish thing?! Maybe, if he squints.]
NOT ON MY WATCH
That wouldn't stop me.
[ Well, it would becaue he wouldn't want to actually give the pig anything unhealthy to eat... But ANYWAY, since Kashuu and Hijikata are both done acting like five year olds and everything seemed to have calmed down ...
He'll place the bundle of clothes on the table in the main room! ]
Oh, but that's odd though. [ Despite Kashuu being a GREMLIN, Hijikata knows he wouldn't break the law on purpose... Right. Right? ]
Is that it? It sounds kind of suspicious.
WHAT THE FCK someones got death envy
He'll watch VERY CLOSELY as Hijikata moves to place the clothes on the table, like he's still somewhat suspicious that he might try to feed it to a pig at the last second anyway. Trust no pig-stealer...
As far as law breaking goes, Kashuu is no lawless hooligan! Mostly. Even though the copbots seemed to have taken a liking to trying to arrest him for stupid reasons.]
The only suspicious part is that I keep ending up in stupid situations like this even without those robots being around. I don't have time to deal with stuff like this when there are more important things to be doing, y'know?
[Like FIGURING OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE CITY.]
when can i Die
Well, if it wasn't those robots chasing you down then what?
[ Aren't they all not working? Aren't they most of the police force? Who wanted to point fingers at Kashuu and say he's a criminal? HMMM... So many questions.
Or maybe someone just has a bone to pick with Kashuu, or has a grudge. Who knows. ]
Hm. If you need some help maybe we can fix it, you just need to be a bit more specific.
[ If there's a guy that needs to be hunted down and threatened into submission... HELL YEA!!! ]
never??? duh??
Just some weird guys. [Maybe he's not trying to be evasive here. Maybe he's just that bad at describing things...]
I've never seen 'em, but they look like the kinda people that hang out near the really sketchy parts of the entertainment district. Like I said, they probably just got me mixed up with someone else, but I didn't wanna deal with 'em.
[Read: he didn't want to risk ruining his outfit (or the outfit he was carrying) by kicking rando ass.]
did u just duh me *beats u up*
[ IS THAT IT...
Also of course Kashuu wouldn't want to get his outfit dirty. Not a surprise! If he actually said that out loud Hijikata would probably judge Kashuu at 100 MPH. ]
So you're sure we don't need to go find them and get them to leave you alone?
[ No threats??? :( ]
AAA IM BEING BEATEN UP BY A MENACE
I'm sure, I'm sure. It's really not that big of a deal. [SAYS THE PERSON WHO RAN OVER LIKE THEIR SHOES WERE ON FIRE.
But after a second of thought, he'll add:] If they bother me again, I'll let you know, okay?
[Giving Hijikata someone to chase down and threaten would probably be good for his morale or something, he figures.]